Adult Halloween Costumes for Couples and Lovers

Now for a new type of adult Halloween costume idea for couples and lovers. These Halloween costumes come with their very own potential Halloween conversations. In addition to getting ideas for what adult costume to wear this Halloween, check out the potential Halloween night conversations.

Tarzan and Jane - Wear as little as possible. Leaves will suffice. Pray for nice weather.

Potential Conversation With the Tarzan and Jane Halloween Costume:

Tarzan: Me Tarzan. You Jane. Me wear earthen colored fabric around waist. You wear earthen colored fabric around waist and chest also. Me bang chest. Jane love Tarzan. Tarzan swing Jane on rope through jungle.

Note that Jane never speaks. This may be because Jane is shy or because Tarzan wouldn't listen. Either way, the Tarzan and Jane Halloween costume is a good fit if the woman in the couple is submissive.

Romeo (Montague) and Juliet (Capulet) - Wear old fashioned formal attire with frills because it's fun to get all decked out once in awhile.

Potential Conversation With the Romeo and Juleit Halloween Costume:

Juliet: Romeo, Romeo, where for art thou old fashioned attire?

Romeo: Juliet, tis by your love that my costume is calibrated.

J: Romeo, if I die for you will you die for me?

R: By the same truth that the Montagues and the Capulets are not friends, I will die for you, Juliet.

Any Halloween costume idea involving dying for your lover must be romantic, right? At the least, dressing up like Romeo and Juliet should make William Shakespeare proud, if not the trick or treating Halloween neighbors.

Master and Slave - Steal this costume from your freaky neighbors with the dungeon. The ball gags, masks, handcuffs, whips, leather, straps and leashes should be hanging on the wall between the cage and the large body stretcher. Pay no attention to that strange machine in the corner.

Potential Conversation With the Master and Slave Halloween Costume:

Slave: As your slave, do you want me to wear a ball gag, a mask and handcuffs?

Master: Call me master!

S: Yes master. So, a ball gag, a mask and handcuffs?

M: Do not speak unless spoken to.

S: Sorry master.

M: Kneel!

S: Yes master. Does my black leather outfit please you, Master?

M: Yes slave. It matches my black leather outfit. Now, put on the gag, the mask and the handcuffs.

S: Yes master.

Trick or treat, indeed. The Master and Slave Halloween costume is for those dominant, submissive and BDSM types that want Halloween to be a little freaky. At the least, it might scare the trick or treating kids away.

Doctor and Nurse - Blue, green or white hospital scrubs will suffice. Along with a stethoscope and scalpel, of course. A clipboard could also come in handy.

Potential Conversation With the Doctor and Nurse Halloween Costume:

Doctor: Nurse, I need a stethoscope and a scalpel.

Nurse: Why do you need a stethoscope and a scalpel, doctor?

D: I just thought it'd be fun to say since this is our first time as doctor and nurse.

N: Well, doctor, maybe you can use that stethoscope to check my heart rate.

D: But, nurse, what about your blood pressure?

N: We could check each other's blood pressure.

D: Heart rate, blood pressure, let's do the works. Stat.

N: Shall we disrobe, doctor? It seems to be standard operating procedure.

D: Good point, nurse.

N: Doctor, you may need to turn your head and cough.

D: Oh, nurse.

Everybody needs a physical once in a while, even doctors and nurses. Why not make it fun?