Aerial Assault

You'd have to go out with a brolly

Wear wellington boots and waterproof suits

Life wouldn't be happy or jolly

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There'd be danger around every corner

You'd think in your car you'd be safe

But unless you're under some cover

Either you or your car they will strafe

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The Towns would be dirty and smelly

And slippery in the extreme

We'd have to employ a small army

In an effort to keep the streets clean

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Now don't you get all of a fluster

For the scientists haven't yet found

The means of piggy propulsion

Or getting the beasts off the ground

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If one day this nightmare should happen

It won't come as any surprise

If they manage to get piggies airborne

Then the price of bacon will rise