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Affleck Thinks CEO's Too Well Paid; Victoria's Secret Model Tells Men "Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance."

Snidely Whiplash
In the midst of perusing Fox News for my morning's headlines, I came across this little bit of precious: "Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have A Chance to Get A Date With Us."

Seems one of the scantily clad glitterati, some chick named Jess Hart, described as a "gap-toothed Australian beauty," has some advice for us regular Joe's - hands off. You ain't good enough boy. Jess in her sweetness and light is just doing us a favor I guess by advising "If you see me, or another model, in a bar wait until you are spoken too before you speak."

Such arrogance brings many things to mind...perhaps first is my return admonition "If I see you on fire, don't ask...wait for me to piss on you to put you out." Sounds fair, no? Tit for tat and all that? What an arrogant bitch. In brief, we are told we are not good enough to even speak to them and as children were told in generations past, "Don't speak unless spoken to." I guess this is "Men are to be seen and not heard." Odd, that's the exact same thing I think about mouthy arrogant bitches who think themselves so special. Wow! Who knew?

Does this vacuous chick not get that but for those men she dares to consider too inferior to hope for her attention, she'd be just another chick with a gap in her teeth? If Victoria's Secret has clue one they will fire her ass on the spot. I mean without the men who drive the whole phenomenon, would there be a Victoria's Secret? If she's such a great model, she'll find other work. Besides, she's so skinny and bulimic looking, she doesn't need to eat anyway. In the attached picture she's the one on the magazine cover...skinny as a rail and about as sexually appealing as a door.

Then there is bright bulb Ben Affleck with a chapped ass over corporate CEO's who make what he deems too much money with his brilliant observation "CEOs' pay shouldn't be 200 times the average worker. It used to be nine times." Well Ben, you may have your facts right I guess, but ahhh, do ya have a clue about the "glass houses" and "throwing stones?" Did you mommy not explain that one to ya, ya arrogant SOB?

How much does Affleck make on a film...10, 20 million dollars per movie? As bloggers are representing this morning, when Ben takes no more than 9 times the pay of the average worker on a film, then I will lend his thoughts some level of respect. Until then, shut up Ben.

Of course Affleck is true to his politics...telling everyone else what they need to do while oblivious to the fact he's arrogant, snotty and hypocritical in his admonitions. Shame too cause I like Affleck as an actor and wanted to see that movie where he's a Boston cop, but not now. I'll wait til' it's free on cable so Ben gets the absolute minimum for my watching it, if I even watch it then. Wonder if Jennifer Garner knows what an ass her husband is?

So in the vain of this season of joy and giving, I will give Affleck and the skeleton model my happy holiday wishes and hope their words and arrogance comes back to bite them right where they most deserve! Ho, Ho, Hope you two idiots choke on your words!

SOURCES: http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/12/20/victorias-secret-model-ordinary-guys-dont-chance-date/?intcmp=prn_baynote-js_Victorias_Secret_Model_Ordinary_Guys_Dont_Have_a_Chance_to_Get_a_Date_With_Us

http://newsbusters.org/blogs/tim-graham/2010/12/22/ben-affleck-goes-npr-complain-about-overpaid-ceos-not-overpaid-movie-sta

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  • Snidely Whiplash12/24/2010

    Agreed Mayor Bobby, but still, if I were Affleck I'd be careful about slinging mud and as for the models, well, sometimes the prettiest package hides uber ugly.

  • Robert Lee Alford12/24/2010

    They are...., and they don't.... Nice job Snide, have a fantastic and safe Christmas..

  • theBarefoot12/23/2010

    "Doesn't need to eat anyway..." Bahaha!

  • Snidely Whiplash12/23/2010

    Merry Christmas to you too Brother. And dude, get to self-medicating! Who knows what ails one better then one's own self, right? My shrink won't give me anything 'cept generic Prozac. Hell man, only Dilaudid or 714's can cure what ails me, maybe a couple Percodan, but other than that, it's all Mickey Mouse stuff to me. I do confess though that tweaking them is my real thrill! I can't let pass the ignorance that they drivel on a 24/7 basis. It's what gives me a thrill everyday... demand they show me where I got it wrong. So far they are 0-1,000,000 in that effort. They hate my conclusions but they can't hate the facts, but they do love to deny them. Carry on.

  • Lloyd Thomas12/23/2010

    Hey Snidely .... Why don't you tell us what you REALLY think? LOL. I read those same articles but gave them a pass. Every time I say stuff like you just wrote here, my VA shrink wants to have me commited for 72 hours. I just take my meds and let it blow. Merry Christmas man.

  • Snidely Whiplash12/23/2010

    Only cause the Doberman would be so cute it would up her looks by a factor of 10 or so! Nice one Frank!

  • Frank12/23/2010

    She'd look good with a ' Doberman ' on her !

  • Mike Hatz12/23/2010

    Love this, dude! Nah, actually, most 'ordinary guys' want REAL women built for REAL LIFE anyway. Just think, Whippy, in 25 years, Jess'll either become a 400# blow-pig or end up emaciated, with skin like saran wrap hanging from a scarecrow!

  • Nancy V Canfield12/23/2010

    No wonder those models all look so angry. They're all hungry and horney. I heard Affleck was turned down for the duck part.

  • Michele Starkey12/23/2010

    LOL, I never even like those Vicky Secrets' models! They look like Barbie Dolls! Good stuff, Jimbo- Merry Christmas and Good Cheers for the New Year's :)

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