Afghan President Karzai Calls Obama Concerned About Koran Burning

Snidely Whiplash
Afghan president Hamid Karzai is concerned folks. He's concerned about that nut pastor burning a Koran a few weeks ago. A couple of points....First, Obama is busy man! He's got that meeting with Al Sharpton to make sure the black community supports his reelection bid ya know. And let's not forget Obama's trip to Pennsylvania to chat with wind turbine makers about green energy and all that important stuff.

Lest we forget there's also that budget bugaboo that's got him so bullocksed up too. Ya know them evil Republicans...no budget so granny will die prematurely and hungry kids can starve. Poor Barack, so busy trying to right the ship of state them hateful Republicans are trying to sink. Poor fella. But for me the most overlooked part of Karzai's call to Obama is one that likely not a single lefty will acknowledge - the fact that it's not the business of Karzai or Obama at all. None whatsoever at all.

See in the good old US of A we have this thing known as the Constitution. I know some lefties hate that damned piece of evil parchment, but nonetheless it's there, it's the law and if the left don't like it they can suck it as far as I'm concerned. And so can Hamid Karzai and Barack Obama too! I wish I knew how to call each one and personally get through to them so I could tell them this fact live and in person.

That hateful parchment is known as "the supreme law of the land." That means it's the top law; no law can supersede it nor can the wishes and whining concerns of foreign despots or American despots, even if they were born here and not in Kenya, trump that evil parchment. Within that hateful document are thingies called "Amendments." In fact the first ones are so important the evil parchment would not have become the supreme law of the land unless those amendments were included when the document was ratified. And these super important amendment thingies, the first ten I mean, are so important they are known as "The Bill of Rights."

This "Bill of Rights" has a lot of what's known as "restrictions" inherent in their language. And to clue in the clueless, these amendments specify not what citizens are restricted from doing, but instead what government is restricted from doing. Imagine that! This "Bill of Rights" protects citizens from government. Crazy, huh? And guess what the very first one of these amendment thingies is? It's protection for citizens to have free speech. Specifically political and religious speech. Guess what the burning of a Koran is? Guesses? Anyone?

That's right! FREE SPEECH! So Hamid Karzai can call Jesus H. Christ if he wants and the end result is bupkiss! Nada! In fact if it will get Obama and Karzai to call me I think I am going to go get a half dozen Koran's and a new Bic to flick! Were I to announce I want to hold a public Koran burning in my driveway will Barry and Hamid call me?

Let me be crystal clear. Karzai is an idiot with no right to make the call in the first place, but whatever....I don't care what he thinks. And I damn sure don't care what Barry wants but he better get his mind right on this. Go ahead Barry...you take that call. You rearrange that busy schedule to soothe Karzai's asininity. You act as if my Bill of Rights can be negotiated with on this issue. Go the Hell on and do it!

Want proof Obama is a citizen of the world long before he's an American patriot? Here's your proof. I would refuse the call and announce in no uncertain terms that if every citizen in this land wants to burn a Koran that is their right and as such isn't even open for discussion. That's what a patriotic American president would do.

Keep pushing. I know where they sell Korans and everyone knows what an insane Boy Scout type I am...I have 2 cases of butane lighters and man do they make a purty flame! Hey, and in a most wonderful "twofer" burning Koran's will add to global warming and air pollution! Now that's what I call worthy!

Now let's see how fast AC pulls this. C'mon...ya know one of you jerks want to complain about American's expressing our rights when you don't agree, right? Do the asses running government and their sycophant supporters grasp that if number ONE is touched, number TWO will be used to the extreme? Keep pushing.

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  • leroy coffie4/7/2011

    good work

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