Aguilera Develops Unsightly Stomach Growth

Christina Aguilera recently revealed through a less than decent cover pose, a very large growth on her belly. When asked if she's nervous about the unsightly protrusion she replied, "When I found out I started shaking."

She has refused all offers from medical professionals for surgical removal, which I must say is ill advised.

When asked why she had kept the expansion a secret for so long she replied, "Because I hadn't said anything, people thought I was trying to keep it this big, bad secret, and that's not the case at all."

And if we are to assume that this unsightly growth is in fact an infant as Aguilera claims, then she probably should have cut that part out of her act in which she hangs from a circus pinwheel strapped to her belly. On the contrary, it's probably safe to conclude that no self-respecting mother-to-be would ever put their unborn child in such intentional jeopardy.

After all, even Aguilera herself stated that, "There are so many things that could go wrong-somebody could slip, somebody could fall, I could fall. There was no way in hell I was going to jeopardize my baby for my show."

Which is of course just what she did. After all, the show must go on.

As Aguilera joins the ranks of Demi Moore and Britney Spears in posing nude while they protrude, its great to know that kids all over North America are learning that pregnancy is not only cool but sexy as well.

Considering that the earth's population has risen by over 100% in the last 50 years, these pregnant celebs make perfect role models. It's really not a problem that global resources are continually being stressed toward their limits.