Al Gore: Former VP Global Warming Expert and Now.....Wait For It......SEX POODLE!!
Well, it did seem a bit bizarre that Al and Tipper Gore were divorcing after 40 years of marriage. But, this now makes all of it a bit more plausible.
Foxnews is reporting that a massage therapist filed a complaint in 2006 against former Vice President and Global Warming Guru, Al Gore, saying, among other things, that he made sexual advances toward her during a massage session.
The story which spills such details as "Gore twice gave her an "open mouth kiss" offered her chocolates and Grand Marnier, grabbed her bra strap then pushed her on the bed and lay next to her as he played the Pink song, "Dear Mr. President" " has the potential to be explosive. But for me it's just downright gross (and more than a little bit funny).
The story goes on to say that somewhere during the beginning of the massage session and the time she made her great escape, the massage therapist, in a bid to humor the former VP who she feared was about to rape her, playfully called him a "sex poodle". Okay. Now, wait - "SEX POODLE???" AL GORE??? Somebody help me. Please.
I know I probably shouldn't be gleeful about what could be yet another sexual scandal about to tarnish another American politician. But, with self-righteous, sanctimonious, I'm-so-freakin-smart-and-you're-not, Al Gore, well, it's just too good.
He is one politician that I would LOVE to see slide down the long slope of politics of self-destruction. Rejoicing in the iniquity of it all? You bet I am. I can't wait to see how much fun Leno and Letterman will have this one. Heck, I might even have to start watching Jon Stewart and Bill Maher again, too.
Whether this story gets any traction amid the General McChrystal scandal, the BP oil spill and everything else that is falling down around President Obama right now, remains to be seen. But, I just might book-mark it to come back and read it throughout the day today to break up the monotony and have myself a really good snort and guffaw.
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Post a CommentInteresting. Thanks for sharing.
Dunno, Malina. But, it's the best comedy I've heard in a while.
I know, Whitney. I laughed all day long every time I thought about it. It still just kills me. I mean, of all the things she could have called him..."you big daddy, you" "you, hunka, hunka burnin' love".........SEX POODLE???? Oh Please. I'm dying all over again.
Al Gore..........a sex poodle.........no way! These stories are coming out of the wood works. I think some are just efforts to exploit money out of the public or whomever is buying!
The term "sex poodle" is probably the single funniest phrase I've heard in a week--maybe a month. I have no idea of the man's guilt or innocence, but "sex poodle" is freakin' hilarious.
Well-written article.
I presume you read, Nolan? You can check my 'source' to find out for yourself. And oh yes, what an "inconvenient" piece of information this was. Poor Al - I mean, "sex poodle"
Did your "source" also report that this four year old allegation was dismissed long ago for lack of evidence? Or was this just an inconvenient truth?