You're usually a gent, but tonight, just a punk
You felt like a hero after having three drinks
But now you look sick, and your breath really stinks
We think that you thought...
no wait, that didn't happen
Now you whine you need cuddlin'
When you're only worth slappin'
We hope you remember, in the 'morra when you wake
That drunk isn't you, you're were only a fake
You looked like a bloody idiot, for real - ridgey didge
And we've got the proof; it's displayed on the fridge
We hope you don't sleep, you ruined our night
And keep your mouth shut, 'cos it aint worth the fight
Next time you party, remember your mates
You behaved like a moron, and morons we hate
We love how you are, not plastered and loud
You sure made an impression, but you need not be proud
Drunken Fool!
Published by Kerry Mulherin
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18 Comments
Post a CommentExcellent poem. It really sends a message. Thank you.
Great job :) Sheri
I've been there many times :) It took me until my late 40s to discover that it is better to drink 2 pints and act as if you had 9, than to drink 9 pints and try to act as if you've had just 2.
Wow! I love this ... a well written poem! Alcoholism is not good ... but hanging around drunk people is not so fun either.
Nicely done.
Nice job :)
Great job on this poem! Hmm, I know a few people this could apply to. :)
Ha, DRUNKEN FOOL!
Getting the point across in a poem might just work! Nice job :)
Very well thought out and good piece here.