All Homosexuals Are Gay, but Not All Gays Are Homosexuals

The American Family Association strikes again. A few days ago, one could find the following horrifying headlines on their onenewsnow.com website:

"Homosexual eases into 100 final at Olympic trials"

"Tyson Homosexual has run the fastest 100 meters in any conditions . . ."

"Tyson Homosexual easily won his semifinal for 100 meters . . ."

"Tyson Homosexual got quite a fright in his first race Saturday . . ."

"Tyson Homosexual came awfully close to a monumental blunder in his first race . . ."

"On Saturday, Homosexual misjudged the finish in his opening heat and had to scramble to finish fourth . . ."

"It means a lot to me, the 25 year old homosexual said. I'm glad my body could do it because now I know I have it in me."

I just love the last quote.

Oh, the horror! What happened?Apparently, the American Family Association has a policy of automatically replacing the word 'gay' with the word 'homosexual'. All content on onenewsnow.com adheres to this policy. You will not find the word 'gay' anywhere on their website. All the quotes and headlines above were syndication from the Associated Press (AP) covering the Olympic trials. Tyson Gay, a Track & Field athlete, was the original subject of AP's reports, which subsequently turned into Tyson Homosexual.

It's about time someone exposed the gay-looking (sorry, homosexual-looking) outfits those track & field athletes wear. I bet they all listen to some Marvin Homosexual music as they rub ben homosexual on their aching muscles while watching History Channel's program on Enola homosexual!

This whole thing is sooooooooooooooo gay! Doesn't the American Family Association know that all homosexuals are gay, but not all gays are homosexuals?! OK, I made that last sentence up. Anyhow, when I see the word 'family' appear in the name of an association, I know there is hidden political and religious agenda irrespective of their affiliation with the right or the left. No exceptions. I'll prove it.

What is the point of replacing the word 'gay' with 'homosexual'? Surf on over to American Family Association's website. Look around a little. You will find ample information on gay / homosexuality issues: from boycotting McDonald's because of their support for domestic partnership all the way to meticulous compilation of congressional vote records regarding gay/lesbian issues. You will not, however, see one thing that this so-called family association is doing for the families of our troops. Not one thing. Which one of the following activities is a more commendable and believable family-oriented goal?

1. A concerted effort to strengthen, assist and stabilize families of our soldiers who have paid the ultimate price with their lives; or
2. Compiling congressional records on gay/lesbian-related votes

By the way, I don't have screen shots of the headlines, but you can find some of them here.