All I Want/Need/Demand for Christmas
-A small group of Ferrets to do my bidding.
-A bottomless bag of corn chips.
-More page views per article.
-That living organism that sits atop the head of Donald Trump. My goal is to breed it with a Chinchilla to see what new species the pair make.
-A snazzy new Trapper Keeper to hold my Ferret-themed hostile takeover plans.
-Good health to friends, family and everyone who subscribes to me on this site.
-Five minutes, one on one, with John McCain. I do not wish to conduct an interview. I do not wish to shower this guy with kind words. I only wish to get revenge for those annoying robocalls! The battle can go down in a dark alley way... or pubic rest room...or Wal-Mark Parking Lot...Or the Ball Pit at McDonalds... etc.
-Book of endless inspiration
-Funding to start that television network I mentioned in a previous article.
-That Monster Truck I asked for 18 years ago. I need something to sell on eBay in order to keep my head above water in this shitty economy.
-Someone else's two front teeth.I would like to sit at my computer and ponder the whereabouts of the unfortunate soul who woke up one morning, only to find his/her prominent and precious pearly whites pilfered! Muhahahahahagagawawa!
-An Anti-Prejudice Bazooka.
-A Reese's Cup as big as a Whale head.
Published by C.B. Jones
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19 Comments
Post a Commentlol, love the first, good humor :) Sheri
This is so cute! I love that "bottomless bag of corn chips". Great job!
Good list. I want a herd of fainting goats.
What a great list. I too am curious about this new cross-breed of Donald Trumps hair! :)
Are you going to let those ferrets run around your house?
Very comical! You seem to have a thing for Reese's peanut butter cups like I do for sour candy.
I find your thoughts for the Reece cup as big as your head/whale head a bit inconsistent. Perhaps you should average the two.
ROFL -That living organism that sits atop the head of Donald Trump. My goal is to breed it with a Chinchilla to see what new species the pair make.- I LOVE IT! LMAO
This was a delight (good luck with getting those ferrets to do your bidding) We had a ferret and no one was her master ;)
All I want is more of this kind of stuff from you!