Alleged Gene Simmons Sex Tape Raises Questions

Aaron Frederick
Alleged Gene Simmons sex tape raises questions: For the past few years, celebrities are getting publicity for some of the most normal and quite possibly stupid things to get controversy over. There have been celebrities who forget to put on their undergarments for even the most public of places, the ones who forget to put on a bra when they go running around willy-nilly, and even those who walk into a gas station bathroom barefoot. But, the main controversy, the one that has actually made practical nobody's into full blown-out celebrities, is a sex tape.

Now, I don't know if many people look toward any adult channels, but I find it so ironic that such famous people get money and sponsors for these acts when proud Americans who tape themselves doing the do in the privacy of their own house have sent in their own sex tape and get nothing out of the whole deal. Not only is this cruel to those who gracefully had sex with each other for a cash prize, it's basically exclaiming to most children who hear this in the news, and YES, they WILL hear this in the news constantly, that if you have a nice old-fashioned sex day with your friend Billy or Jackilyn under the hot lensed camerawork, you'll be in the moolah big-time. Acting roles will come out to you, you'll get the big payday from your sales of the sex tape, plus they'll even want you to sponsor a Hardee's burger.

So, about Gene Simmons: It's actually rather funny that they announced a sex tape that supposedly includes him having sex with a girl. Why? Well, think about it. During his time with his band Kiss, he pretty much slept with every single groupie who wanted a taste of Chaim Witz. One can only wonder which one out of the thousands of girls he has slept with before is the costar of the tape. For all one could wonder, the girl just may be his 'wife' Shannon, who happens to be an ex-Playboy model. (See the connection?)

However, as far as if this supposed sex tape should generate publicity for Gene Simmons, I hope it doesn't. Sex is a bond between two individuals, be it a man-woman, man-man, woman-woman, or...woman-man. The purpose of sex is unknown to my mind (after all, why would our puny and insane minds be given the ability to reproduce?), but I do know that it is not something to laugh at or show off. Hey, you may be doing it out in the open, but what does that matter? If I see a guy and girl having sex in any place besides their own home, I don't care.

When we were created, we didn't have clothes originally. In fact, we were even stupider than we are now (I question that fact, but oh well), mere Neanderthals who knew nothing about sex. Nowadays, however, we laugh at the thought of sex when it is the creation of our newborns, which are obviously the creators of these ideas. So, to those who report on these stupid tapes, as well as those newborns who screw each other, I tell the reporters to f--- off and for the newborns to grow up!

Published by Aaron Frederick

Currently a freshman student at William Penn University, majoring in English and minoring in Theater. Considering a Psychology major as well. I was born in Lorain, Ohio, where I spent a majority of my life...  View profile

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