ALZHEIMERS, MARIJUANA, and YOU!
Whoa! This is Some Awesome True Scientific Stuff!
And so like a couple of them, (cough), like dosed these little old ladies and looked at their brains with like a microscope or something while they were high. Whoa trippy huh? And you know what dudes? They found that like their brains that used to be all shriveled up and useless and stuff were like fixed and now they could remember stuff! Awesome!
Check it out Man, I learned some new words! Wait a minute I wrote em on my arm. Here they are. Okay, theres umh delta 9 tetrahydracannabinol or THC and this stuff is the same stuff, (cough, cough, cough), that makes the chronic like chronic man. And like it's like an army of little soldier dudes that like block this bunch of stoners called acetylcholine neurotransmitters, (Whoa check out that word dude), from getting too broken down and blowing a good party you know what I mean?, (Cough), And like that gives these old people like the munchies and they eat more and they remember important stuff like where's the bong? And stuff!
Radical huh?, (Cough! Cough!). Check this out man. Like that alzheimers stuff is some bad shit man. It makes people have like no memory, (Whoah!), and they're like not motivated and can't concentrate, (Heavy!), and they get all confused and stuff.
Whoa! Hit the deck man! You know what I just thought of dude?, (Cough! Hack! Cough), Like isn't that the same symptoms of toking down on some really good killer green bud? No Way! So like the cure has like the same symptoms as the disease? Dig that!
Man, I need to get hooked up with some of that stuff them scientists are smoking man. (Cough!). Whoa! Them dudes gotta be smashed man! Cha! How can I get a job like that man? I could like totally study stoned people man! I stared at my friend Beamer for hours one time!
This is so cool! I knew there was like something to this whole quest for a higher education business. Wait'll I tell my folks. They're, (Cough! Cough!) gonna be so proud of me man!
(Disclaimer: Although all the scientific facts in this story are true, I had help writing this article from my thirteen year old son. He is in so much trouble.)
Published by Chris Berry
Chris is a writer, songwriter, and recording artist with Retrofit Records who lives in N/W Arizona with his wife, step son, grandson, 2 cats, 2 dogs, a horse, some chickens and one bad ass rooster. He writes... View profile
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Whoa, I think I caught a contact high from this one...
I just want to say that I waited patiently for over a month for someone else to write this story. It seemed like such an obvious choice for subject matter. So much so that I figured everybody would be on it. Well I was wrong! Okay? I thought I was wrong one other time but it was a mistake.