Amusing Out-Dated Laws

Mallory Collier
Every state, and even some cities and towns, have outdated laws that are still technically in effect, but most are no longer followed. I've compiled a list of silly and outrageous laws, simply as proof that some strange and superstitious folks had too much power at one time or another in American history.

Alabama - While it's perfectly legal to pick your nose while driving, flicking your booger out the window of a moving vehicle can get you in big trouble.

Alaska - It is illegal to take a picture of a live bear. Better shoot it before getting that scenic shot!

Arizona - If a thirsty vagrant comes knocking on your door asking for a glass of water, denying to serve them is a punishable offense.

Arkansas - Beating your wife once a month? Go for it! More than once a month and the cuffs come out.

California - Make sure and take down your Christmas lights before February 2, or you could be in for a nasty fine.

Colorado - Your pet goat is not allowed to graze on grass that is on city property. Aww, come on.

Connecticut - In Devon, Connecticut, it is illegal to walk backwards after sunset.

Delaware - Whispering within 300 feet of a church is considered a crime.

Florida - All pregnant pigs must be allowed to roam free, anywhere in the state.

Georgia - It is illegal to cuss on land-line phones in Columbus, Georgia.

Hawaii - No billboard signs allowed in the state.

Idaho - Fishing while on the back of an elephant is strictly prohibited.

Illinois - In Chicago, it is illegal to eat in any building which is currently on fire. Well, duh!

Indiana - Backing into a parking spot can land you a fine.

Iowa - Any one-armed pianist cannot charge for his or her performance.

Kansas - If you find yourself in Topeka, Kansas any time soon, be sure not to sing in the rain, as it is illegal.

Kentucky - Throwing tomatoes at a public speaker is punishable by up to one year in jail.

Louisiana - In Jefferson Parish, all garbage fed to hogs must first be cooked, no matter what the garbage contains.

Maine - Skydiving is considered a crime in Maine.

Maryland - Performing or receiving oral sex is punishable.

Massachusetts - It is illegal to park your donkey in a bath tub. Umm, excuse me, what?

Michigan - Tossing a hoop skirt in any public area will land you a $5 fine.

Minnesota - Better take that duck off your head before crossing state lines into Minnesota!

Mississippi - A man promising to marry a woman simply to get into her pants is a crime. It's about damn time.

Missouri - The next time you're in University City, Missouri, make sure the last thing you do is honk someone else's horn, as it may result in a fine.

Montana - If a man is traveling with a sheep in the back of his truck, a chaperone must be present at all times. I'd hate to hear the story that brought this law into effect.

Nebraska - Got herpes and living in Nebraska? It's illegal for you to get married.

Nevada - It is perfectly legal to hang someone if they shot your dog.

New Hampshire - Keeping a beat of a song or incessant tapping or clapping is considered a crime.

New Jersey - In Blairstown, New Jersey, any "shade" tree that is blocking a light or air source must be chopped down.

New Mexico - Driving or riding an ATM in Mountain View Cemetery in Deming, New Mexico is a big no-no. They don't want anyone to have any fun.

New York - Flirting can land you a $25 fine.

North Carolina - Impotency is considered probably cause for ending a marriage. Ouch.

North Dakota - Pretzels and beer cannot legally be served simultaneously by any establishment.

Ohio - Any business that has slot machines in a public restroom is deemed unfit. Sounds genius but unsanitary.

Oklahoma - Better not try to read Playboy or Hustler while driving in this state.

Oregon - Do you enjoy talking dirty with your partner during sex? Well, don't move to Oregon.

Pennsylvania - There is a state-wide limit of sixteen adult women per house. So much for opening my brothel in PA.

Rhode Island - Remember that time when you threw pickle juice on your friend while riding the trolley? That could've landed you in jail if it had happened in Rhode Island.

South Carolina - It is illegal to kill anyone while you are attempting to commit suicide.

South Dakota - Don't fall asleep in a cheese factory in South Dakota any time soon.

Tennessee - In Memphis, women are only allowed to drive cars if a man is walking beside or in front of the car waving a red flag to warn other drivers and pedestrians.

Texas - While it's legal to shoot a buffalo from the first or third story of a hotel, shooting one from the second story can lead to jail time.

Utah - It is considered a crime to promote an auction with any sort of trombone music.

Vermont - All women must get permission from their husband before being fitted for dentures or else!

Virginia - Only political candidates are allowed to bribe or blackmail people without receiving punishment. I thought that was a national law?

Washington - It is illegal to place live hypnotized people in store display windows in Everett, Washington.

West Virginia - Don't make fun of someone for denying your duel in WV.

Wisconsin - When two trains come to a stop at an intersection, neither may move until the other does.

Wyoming - No photos of live or dead rabbits allowed between January and April.

Sources:

http://www.idiotlaws.com

Published by Mallory Collier

Born and raised in Southern Indiana, I have always had passion for hair, skin and nail care. I enjoy sharing my beauty victories, blunders and advice with others, as well as purchasing and experimenting wi...  View profile

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  • bezz wax2/7/2011

    this law is so stuck up

  • none of yo business2/7/2011

    crazy stupid laws (retarted) omg yall r stupid do yall got ne thing betta 2 do than make up these stupid laws

  • none of yo business2/7/2011

    yall retarted laws go kick rocks

  • lis11/4/2010

    Actually, in Hawaii, there are still no billboards at all. They aren't allowed, even today. It would ruin the feel and scenery of the islands, which actually makes sense when you think about it.

  • Tyler8/20/2009

    Wisconsin - When two trains come to a stop at an intersection, neither may move until the other does. that law is fake of course lol, Ive heard it a million times from other cities, states and nations. Heck there's one about 2 cards at an intersection to.

  • Steven West11/28/2008

    I always enjoy reading about outdated laws. They are so ridiculous and funny.

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