An Eve-ning with Adam's Apple: A Review of He'Brew Origin Pomegranate Ale from Shmaltz Brewing Co
Shmaltz Brewing Co.
San Francisco, California
Seeing as the price on this bomber was cut to $3.99 I figured it was as old and stale as the muskmeloned frappé back hair on a nun but alas- it tastes quite fresh. Fresh, semi-fruity and grass-laden. Hearty grains with caramel extracts and a little figgy pudding in the corpuscles of the bulging wheats. Add some nectar and you have a Garden of Eden beer nativity scene with the ox and lamb keeping time.
Think about that. Of all the things in Christian lore and tradition how is it that a frigging lamb and ox can keep time and nobody questions it. On grounds of common decency I beseech you to believe whatever it is that you will about God and man just don't be hoodwinked into believing that farm animals started up a hoof beat to the virgin birth. It didn't happen people!
Now the Jingle Cats are a whole other matter. Those multi-faceted and talented singing and dancing cats can do the jig and strum an acoustic six string all in one motion. My God what treasures this Earth is immersed in. This beer will enhance that pleasure more than it will swamp out this stada baba world.
ABV: 8%
-Wörtwurst
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