An Interview with AC Content Producer Jack Oceano

NAME: Jack Oceano.

OCCUPATION: Freelance writer, novelist and attorney.

AGE: 31

FAMILY: Not yet.

STATUS: Single.

WHO DO YOU MOST ADMIRE: Raymond Chandler, Charles Bukowski, Bret Easton Ellis.

WHAT OTHER CAREER MIGHT YOU HAVE SELECTED: Psychiatrist, Actor.

WHAT OR WHO IS YOUR GREATEST FEAR: Failure.

WHEN ARE YOU HAPPIEST: Reading or writing outside by the water.

HOW DO YOU COPE WITH STRESS: Xanax, Irish Coffee, and a good book.

WHAT IS THE ONE TRAIT YOU ADMIRE ABOUT YOURSELF: Intelligence.

WHAT IS THE ONE TRAIT YOU DO NOT ADMIRE ABOUT YOURSELF: Intelligence; it's also a terrible burden.

WHO OR WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH: I crack myself up all the time. The Daily Show with Jon Steward works, too.

DO YOU USE ALTERNATIVE OR COMPLEMENTARY MEDICINES: Of course. But I am currently out. Is there anyone in the audience holding?

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO: If life hands you lemons, look around for some Liquor.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TV PROGRAM: The Supranos. Once that goes off the air, I', selling my television set. There is very little else worth watching, unless of course, you are dumber than a Fifth Grader.

WHAT BOOKS WOULD YOU BRING TO A DESERT ISLAND: American Psycho, Women, The Long Goodbye, Porno, and of course, Desert Islands for Dummies.

WHAT UPSETS YOU MOST: Nancy Grace and the other morons on cable news.

WHAT IS YOUR NEXT PROJECT: A hard-boiled private detective novel set in Honolulu.

IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE THING IN THE WORLD WHAT WOULD IT BE: Everyone would understand what is really important. And it's not their jobs.

YOUR FINAL COMMENT: Please read my articles at
http://www.associatedcontent.com/user/3575/jack_oceano.html
so I don't hae to go back to practicing law.