An Ode to Spammers

C.B. Jones
Communicate:speak or write wth text or sound
some pay a price for actions with checks that bouce
other fail epically, so in effect they scrounge
bottom of the barrow:dwelling of failed accountants
lost souls drunkenly wandering, mail you monthly
those souls communicate only to sell you something

Via snail or Email, no inbox is safe
"You may have already won...",NO INBOX IS SAFE!
It's a zombie uprising, minus chants of "brains"
roid rage from "stuff" that batters use for pains
It's like a sickness, advertisement injection
It's on the internet, so even AC is infected

Don't think I neglect to notice you...spammers
shill penis pills in my Shaq Fu review
never angst I emit, more confusion if any
Received no complaints before, just smiles aplenty
So now I ask, what vile rumors have you heard?
I find it absurd that one would splurge on such...

..Back to the matter at hand
no idea of what to make of silly commenter spam
or if it's even woman or man
automated annoyance could cause a revolution
That of which could create mental contusions
Advertisements that hark profit are an illusion

I invite others to speak out
share your stories, those one to 10 clout
Are you amused or angered by spam?
edible and the kind that makes you say "Damn..."
do you embrace or shun those who do it?
Do you fear the people who view what you submit?

Published by C.B. Jones

Working from home, cbjones hopes to one day be able to look back at his 4th grade teacher, and laugh in her face for saying that no body can claim ownership of Saturn's rings.It will be a day which will be d...  View profile

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  • Kay Ray9/5/2008

    Good one! *LOL* I can't stand spam, and I don't know why spammers bother. Apparantly there are a few fools who fall for the crap or they wouldn't!

  • The Minus Factor9/4/2008

    Hahahaha, brilliant!

  • Lady Samantha9/3/2008

    Great Piece! :)

  • Mary Kirkland8/31/2008

    What would life be without spammers? Oh right....it would be great! :)

  • Jonny Mohale8/30/2008

    Spammers are scum. Full stop. However spam filters are generally pretty good, i.e. a quick list key words will sort them out. On the other hand, junk mail is unstoppable and the scum that send it are destroying the planet. But one day they will pay...they will be held accountable

  • H.Rox8/27/2008

    Hi. MY NAME IS MR. X, YoU may already have won 27 million dollars or V1agra! Oh no.. I'm signed in... You can see who it is. ANyway- I like your topic and I like the picture you have along with it.

  • MickeysBigMouth8/24/2008

    I ain't fraid of no Ghosts...uh, I mean, spammers!

  • Ghost Writer8/23/2008

    I am too lazy to sign but you know it me. Nice job.

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