And Now for Something Completely Different..
Part I: Farts in Space
Is the length of a fart different on Earth then in space?
Does the smell linger on for ever? Will aliens in far of galaxies be able to sniff your anal emissions? By-the-way do aliens fart? In discovering aliens and other species in outerspace shouldn't we test the air when they fart to see if they fart methane like us? What gases would aliens actually pass?
Are farts just the more basic forms of Nebula? Do stars form in farty clusters?
Would we eventually be able to maneuver around the Universe by simply farting? Perhaps we can recycle the farts and use them for fuel. Even better, perhaps if we pass gas enough we will fart ourselves new anuses and have built in jet engines.
Did you know that if you fling a fart at a passing meteor, it will shatter it into millions of little pieces? Who needs lasers?
What happens if you fling a fart into a black hole? Would the black hole, that has this giant gravitational pull, throw the fart back out into the Universe because it smells to funky? Can blackholes smell? If a cow flatulates in space, will that make a blackhole?
If you make a cabbage fart in space, will you have a whole field of cabbages behind you to help you find your way back?
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Post a CommentXD The very first line of this made me scream out loud with laughter, thank you , I needed that today!
Funny!
Way too funny, but very good questions!!
These are some great questions! You may want to contact NASA and see if they would like to add "farting in space" as an experiment in future endeavors.