Angela Eversole Allegedly Traded Sex for Gas

My Trade Offers

Matt A. Maxx
Kentucky police believe Angela Eversole traded sex for a 100.00 gas card and other gifts, according to an article by USA Today. Police say Angela Eversole met a man for a romp at a Fort Wright, Kentucky, motel room last Friday night and was arrested on prostitution charges along with charges that she was running a business without a license. The article says Angela Eversole's boyfriend believes that she was just cheating on him, and that she is not a prostitute.

Will Trade For Gas

If true, what a wonderful idea Angela Eversole has. I certainly have a few things that I am willing to trade for a $100 gas card and a bushel of lightly ripe, disease free tomatoes. Where do I sign up?

Will Trade For Gas

Book Lovers Special: Everybody knows that a good book can take the place of sex when you are fighting with your boyfriend.

I'll give you 219 lightly read paperbacks, 37 unread paperbacks, and one super great Bentley Little hardback that you can have about 2 weeks after the other books because I'm not done reading it yet. Oh, and one largish box of how-to books related to not fighting with your boyfriend, saving money on food, and making extra money online.

Food Lovers Special: Everybody knows that we eat more stress snacks while we worry about not being able to afford the new higher food prices. Angela Eversole just gave sex away in exchange for sex; I'll trade food!

I'll give you 3 large bags of rice for your food storage room, 4 large barrels that are especially designed to hold water for emergencies, that nobody can figure out how to get through the door to my storage space, 9 large bags of pinto beans. (Quit laughing. It was a sale that I couldn't resist.)

I'll also toss in 32 cookbooks, one partial set of 1930's pretty dishes that have a few chips, and some pretty red checkered material that would make a great new tablecloth for the right red kitchen. There's also a whole bunch of baby veggie plants that you can have if you promise to remember to water them.

Wedding Lovers Special: Sobbing... Anybody need a beautiful new wedding dress with an extra long trail, with hand-sewn beadwork, and a fantastic neckline in size 12? I'll throw in a picture of my daughter who eloped.

Music Lovers Special: Angela Eversole probably knew all about how nice it is to have some good tunes playing in the background while you are having sex. Have I got the tunes for you!!! I will trade lots of 300pc 8-track music tapes for each 100.00 gas card that you would like to give me. There's Elvis, Beatles, Old Blue-Eyes, Easy Listening, Elton John, and more! You name the tune and I've got it to trade!

Uh... Yes, I did say 8-track tapes. What's wrong with 8-track tapes?

The Surprise Box: Angela Eversole didn't think of this one. People like surprises. So, I will trade one surprise box for each $100 gas card that you would like to give me.

You might get a box of magical rocks that will each grant you one wish - I live in a church so can even sprinkle them with water out of the tap if you'd like. Or, you might get a box of great usable things from my yard sale pile. I was once an antique dealer; there might be some really cool old things in that box. Smiles!

Everybody likes a good surprise box, right? To get yours, simply start sending me those 100.00 gas cards and I promise to pack you up a nice one. Angela Eversole isn't the only lady on the earth who wants to trade for gas cards. Come on folks! Give me a try!

Published by Matt A. Maxx

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  • T. Hillukka2/25/2009

    I could use some gas cards too.. lol funny article

  • jacob eversole10/7/2008

    april duke do you need some gas.....

  • April Duke9/9/2008

    I am laughing so hard right now!!!

  • Shallytally8/21/2008

    Hey, I was having a rotten day, I mean MISERABLE. My husband has that gift. I hated my life, even, I was so angry. Then I came home, read your article and I laughed OUT LOUD thanks to you. I am out of the funk he put me in. thanks

  • Divinity Rose: Dreamer with an ink fetish7/22/2008

    AHAHA! What a clever way to write this article! :)

  • Ceres7/2/2008

    Very fun write up! It's really sad to see that this is where things are going!

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