Ann Coulter's Jaw Wired Shut After Accident
Conservative Pundit Silenced
This means that for a little while at least Ann Coulter will find it a little difficult to talk. Her computer is still functional, we hear, and so she will at least be able to make her thoughts known on the printed page and the Internet.
The accident that broke Ann Coulter's jaw comes at an unfortunate time. Barack Obama has been elected, which should serve as great inspiration for Ms. Coulter's sharp tongued wit. Ann Coulter is also coming out with a book, with a title that is the soul of wit in its brevity: Guilty. Ann Coulter's Guilty, which comes out in January, is said to relate the thuggish behavior of Barack Obama surrogates in attacking his opponents while the candidate himself pretended to be above the fray.
The jaw wiring procedure requires that the jaw be held immobile for several weeks, so there is a little hope that Ann Coulter will be able to talk in time for the book tour. At the current time, Ann Coulter is finding recording the audio version of Guilty a little difficult to say the least.
Next to Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter is likely the most hated by the left conservative pundit live. One reason is that Ann Coulter is not afraid of saying things about liberals that are politically incorrect. Ann Coulter recently got into trouble for calling into question former Senator and Presidential candidate John Edward's sexual orientation.
There is a liberal tactic that is used when arguing national security issues like Iraq. If the liberal is losing the argument, he will invariably snarl, "Don't you dare question my patriotism!" Taken aback, the liberal's opponent will sputter something about "questioning you judgment", but the argument is usually over that that point. This does not work with Ann Coulter. She'll smile and accuse the liberal of treason for suggesting, for instance, a withdraw of troops from Iraq.
A second reason liberals hate Ann Coulter is that she's a very attractive woman (as conservative female pundits tend to be.) There is nothing quite so horrible to the male liberal, no matter how metrosexual he pretends to be, than to be tongue lashed by an attractive woman who doesn't care what he thinks of her. That is especially true if the liberal is having improper fantasies about her, as David Letterman recently admitted to having about Governor Sarah Palin.
For the next several weeks, Ann Coulter has been struck silent. But liberals should not grow to comfortable. Soon the wires will come off and weeks of accumulated venom will come forth. It will be a hard time for Ann Coulter to have to remain silent while there is daily folly coming from the left that begs comment. But this period of enforced silence will just be an opportunity for Ann Coulter to grow stronger. One can hardly wait.
Source: Ann Coulter's Jaw Wired Shut: Report, The Huffington Post, November 25th, 2008
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20 Comments
Post a CommentYes, that is probably the only way to keep her filthy mouth shut. She only opens it to spew venom and innuendo. If Obama is an atheist, more power to him. He would be like so many other politicians, who pay lip service to religion, but in reality see it for what it really is; a sop to keep the peasants in line. When we finally grow up and give up deity, we will be a better country and world. Grow up everyone, leave the kiddie stories to the kiddies.
She needs to settle down now and get married and try to make hot bone cracking love to Mr. rush limbo and make a couple little limbo babies, the new hollywood couple "annlimbo" join "bradgelina" "tomkat".... and the like
Rifle-dropper? It's the liberals that want to drop the gun faster then the french and hug the killer. Big words about beating a woman from your computer. Nice.
At least Kelly understands that not liking her opinion doesn't mean you should wish someone ill. If you tout out the karma theory watch out 'cause here comes some.
I hope she recovers well. And for those who wish anyone ill, may Obama or Al Frankin heal your black heart and soul. You'll need it when the military is dis-armed and the attacks resume, this time unabated.
Tres ouch. Tres speedicious. Tres whatever, rifle-dropper. I know you, you didn't bring enough flowers, and I will take the chiefs.
OOhhh, real tough libdork.... Wants to beat up a girl. Tres tolerant.
Come and find ME, you treasonous son of a bolshevik, and see who spits teeth.
Go kiss Bella Abzug ans Andrea Dworkin, both are more your speed.
"she's a very attractive woman (as conservative female pundits tend to be", you're kidding, right? I thought she was a transvestite the first time I saw her, on Politically Incorrect. If there's an apple, there's a bannana theory. It was years before I found out she was a she. I would love to debate her, the first time she called me treasonous, she'd be spitting out chicklettes. Those are fighting words.
Thank goodness for Ann Coulter and those like her who refuse to be silenced in a society where all are demanding tolerance except for those with opposing views and opinions! What double standard our society holds.
Did they remove her visible adams apple"?
Because I am ecstatic about her newly enforced silence, I got to thinking... why didn't we hear anything from her during the election? I went to her site and found that she had made a small list of about 6 reporters who she was "allowing to interview her again". None were mainstream. I think Ann Coulter's days are over, she is a hack and everyone knows it. And no she is not very attractive either. What emanates from her pie hole erases any potential that her admittedly female body topped with that "horse face" could present.
Now is the only time BO could win a verbal debate with Ann. Save it up and give 'em hell when the wires come off.