Annoying Things to Do

Doing annoying things to people is sometimes a necessity, which is where this list of 'annoying things to do' comes in handy. The art of being annoying people is more than just directly insulting people like a warrior; it must be subtle and stealthy like a ninja. As such, this list is not of overt things to do but of things that can potentially be viewed as

Annoying Things To Do: Constantly Interrupt Others

There are very few things are as annoying as being constantly interrupted during the middle of a conversation. By considering other people's conversation worth interrupting, it shows that you think what they have to say is unimportant and hence they are too. This particular method of annoying others is very effective if the interruption is particularly mundane, for instance if you interrupt someone in the middle of a very interesting point to make the most dull comment about the new shoes you bought yourself.

Annoying Things To Do: Annoying Sounds

Some sounds are just particularly irritating and annoying, so work wonders when trying to annoy others. Sounds at the high end of the spectrum are particularly effective, such as whistles or those party noise-making abominations that roll out when you blow on them. A kazoo, particularly a poor quality one, can also be used to achieve this affect.

Annoying Things To Do: Constantly Arguing

Disagreeing with others and arguing your point can be very annoying, particularly in the wrong context. For instance, arguing heavily during Sunday lunch is very effective at getting on people's nerves. This method of annoying people is particularly effective against those of a certain viewpoint. For example, arguing about how awesome George Bush was in a room full of liberals.

Annoying Things To Do: Muck Around With Computers

Computers present a whole range of new and exciting ways of being annoying, but there is one little trick that stands out. Basically, the trick is to take a screenshot of the desktop by pressing the 'Prnt Scrn' key and copying the image to paint, then saving it and setting it as the desktop. Following that, dragging down the task bar at the bottom of the screen will reveal the image in the background. This image will seem like the task bar, but upon being clicked nothing will happen. It can be a very frustrating and effective method of annoying people.

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