Annual Job Quitting Day #2: Vet Skills and Drugs

Michael Grisso
Here we go again, same routine and quite frankly to many the same boring job. Whether your at home at work and your surfing the net because your bored and really don't feel like doing anything today I've got something that might wake you up more then that coffee or energy drink. About a week ago I explained what Annual Job Quitting Day was and if you missed it you can find it in my other articles.

Today however is a couple of good stories to pass along to your friends that are true stories but are hilarious happenings throughout the world. So, take a break, get a good laugh, and then send me a message letting me know that I have just prolonged your life for another 3 minutes. Yipppeeee! The first event takes place on a farm about a veterinarian and her substantial skills of curing indigestion.

It seems that in the Netherlands a vet was fined $240 (600 guilders) for setting a massive fired to several bales of hay. The vet was on the farm in the first place because the owner had phoned him to come out and take a look at a cow that had been sick. After examining the cow he determined it was a simple case of indigestion and the cow was passing gas to get rid of the problem. The farmer didn't believe the vet so to prove a point the vet placed a lighter around the backside of the of cow and lit it waiting for the moment. The plan backfired, LITERALLY as the cow became a flame thrower on bales of hay and the fire spread all over the farm causing a total of $80,000 in damage. Great news though the cow was harmed.

While that is funny you can never pass up a humorous drug addict and the crazy things that go on in their minds. All I can say is Brain Cells, Brain Cells, Brain Cells, especially cocaine addicts. They just don't have any and this is a prime example.

In San Francisco a man was accused of drug possession and was trying to fight a conviction by suggesting that the arresting officer did not have a legal right to search his pockets. The prosecutor explained that there was probable cause due to the large bulge in his coat pocket which could have possibly been a gun. The defendant argued that the bulge was always there and gave the jacket to the judge to take a look at it himself. When the judge looked it over where the bulge was he put his hand in the pocket and pulled out a large bag of cocaine from it. The judge was laughing so hard he had to take a 5 minute recess just to compose himself before the young man's sentencing.

Day 3 will be coming soon to keep an eye out if you enjoyed the first two articles.

Published by Michael Grisso

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