Let me ask you a question.
When's the last time you had you
One of them love making sessions?
You're so cute I'd like to kiss you
But, uh, holey moley
I don't know where to start
'Cause you're so roley poley
I said, In case you didn't know this
All us big men are in fashion
And I've got more than enough of what you need
For a king size night of passion
I'm like the tuck & roll upholstery
In a '57 Chevy
It's all about the comfort
When you're lovin' someone heavy
Chorus:
More cushion for the pushin'
More cushion for the pushin'
It's the only way to fly
When you've got more cushion for the pushin'
So, if you're looking for bacon baby
You better get in line
'Cause I'm FDA approved
And I'm USDA Prime
You can get a double helping
of what I've got in mind
And I won't charge you any extra
To get it super sized
Chorus;
More cushion for the pushin'
More cushion for the pushin'
If you like more meat on your bones
I've got the solution
More cushion for the pushin'
More cushion for the pushin'
Come over here and check this out sugar
I've got more cushion for the pushin'
Published by Chris Berry
Chris is a writer, songwriter, and recording artist with Retrofit Records who lives in N/W Arizona with his wife, step son, grandson, 2 cats, 2 dogs, a horse, some chickens and one bad ass rooster. He writes... View profile
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3 Comments
Post a CommentLOL My Lord, this is great!
Awesome!!
Please tell me that you are sending this one to Nashville?! The humor is sublime! This has got to hit top of the charts. Five Stars.