AntiPoleez is Wonderful

Matt A. Maxx
Not long ago, after I had accidentally added an amazingly large amount of garlic into an Italian recipe that my visiting college-age daughter had asked me to make, I learned all about the new bad-breath fighter on the market called Antipoleez. Folks? These Antipoleez hard candies are a miracle cure; just one Antipoleez killed that lid falling off of the garlic bottle flavor in my mouth for the rest of the evening.

I was so impressed with this product that I wrote the name down, and planned to get a tube to have around for emergencies. While inspecting the tube to see what the name was, my mind obviously wasn't working right because I decided that Antipoleez was a butchered name for anti-please, and I just couldn't figure out why this wonderful Antipoleez product wasn't supposed to be pleasing. I liked it.

Eventually, my curiosity got the best of me, and I went online to see what others were saying about this anti-pleasing AntiPoleez. Boy, did I feel ancient and stupid! There are all kinds of comments online from underage people drinking and using this product to hide their activity from their parents and teachers. No wonder the college-crowd has found the best bad-breath fighters on the market. AntiPoleez is for drinking and driving.

Somehow, this just doesn't seem fair that the name on this wonderful bad breath product, AntiPoleez, will make the rest of us look bad if we try to use it. After trying my AntiPoleez candy, there is no question in my mind that authorities are going to be livid over this all natural bad-breath product being on the market. Every bar in America will be selling AntiPoleez to the hoards looking for their car keys at the end of the evening.

AntiPoleez makes it very easy for a bar to get a distributorship for these bad-breath helpers. You simply go into the AntiPoleez web site and click on 'Distributors' and they explain that some bars are making over 100.00 a day selling this product - complete with a distributorship form to fill out. Pricing of AntiPoleez is per 8 candies in a roll. 1 roll is 2.99. 3 rolls are 7.99. 6 rolls are 14.99. 12 rolls are 28.99 in what they call a Frat Pack.

Fox news is running an article about AntiPoleez called Alcohol-Busting Breath Mint 'AntiPoleez' Raising Eyebrows and it explains how Antipoleez is being promoted in the New York area as being a drinking and driving drug, while the owners of AntiPoleez are claiming that this was not their intentions while putting this item on the market.

I do not see how the owners of AntiPoleez can say that they didn't intend the name sounding like anti-police to indicate that you will not get busted while driving drunk if you use Antipoleez. The Fox news article goes on to have a policeman explain at the bottom that police are professionals about knowing what to look for in drunk drivers. This logic is true, but this product might let some drunk drivers slide by undetected.

My bottom line to this AntiPoleez candy is that I will not support drinking and driving so I will not buy it. Although, if AntiPoleez ever realizes that there are lots of us out here who would like to have nice breath without that name attached, I will go buy my supply of not-named AntiPoleez instantly.

Published by Matt A. Maxx

Matt is a full-time freelance writer for hire, specializing in advanced SEO techniques. Yahoo! Associated Content mentions include: 2008 Top 100 Writers, 2009 Top 1000 Writers, 2010 Top 1000 Writers and vari...  View profile

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  • Chelle4/12/2008

    That is a shame to find a product you like when it is associated with something you just can't support...i have this problem with a lot of things!!!

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