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Apartment for Rent

Heaven or Hell (You Choose)

Joanna  Lopez
Penthouse apartment. No view. Dark interior. No heating or air condition unit. Tiny bedroom, bathroom, with tub; no shower. Small Rabbit cage kitchen. Stove. No microwave. Vintage, lime-green cira 1960 Black and white television. No cable. Five channels. All Channels play all State Of The Union Addresses by President George Bush Jr. Rent made by digging deep ditches in the evening in local cemetery. Only people practicing all the seven deadly sins need apply! Found at 1313 Murder of Crows West building. Jersey City, 11217 please call me at 1-800-666-5454. Please shoot me E-mail at Deevila214@hotmail.com

Spacious apartment. Four Master Bedrooms. Four spacious bathrooms, with showers. Huge Kitchen. Two huge stoves. Two huge Microwaves. Apartment has even temperature all season long. HD 40' 3D with surround sound unit television. All HD channels. All access connection to NetFlix and Blockbuster.com to download to home computer or HD television for free inside all four master bedrooms. No Rent! Only people, who believe in love, hope peace and understanding need apply. Found in 7 Hope, Eden Lane New York, NY, 11218 Please call my father and me at 1-800-777-7777. Please shoot me a e-mail at JesusGod1225@hotmail.com

P.S. I hope you liked it. I lost the contest b/c I was too literal. I didn't want to leave it and I came up with this.

CopyrightÓ2010 by Joanna Lopez

Published by Joanna Lopez

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  • Sandra Essary11/19/2010

    The Deevila214@hotmail.com should live in Teaneck, NJ. The zip code there is 07666.

  • Abby Willow11/16/2010

    Ha- love it, very creative! The first one sounds too real....:)

  • Jenny Writer9/30/2010

    Nicely done, Cheers. :)

  • Marie Lowe3/12/2010

    different

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