Apocalyptic Ice Slurpee from 7-11 for Terminator Salvation

Sheri Fresonke Harper, Yahoo! Contributor Network
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I tried my first new slurpee tonight when I caught sight of the name Apocalyptic Ice Slurpee. It looked like an ice tea colored slurpee and worth a try, especially with the movie ad for Terminator Salvation looking down from above. It promises to be quite the exciting apocalyptic late spring with Terninator Salvation in the movie theatres in just twenty-three days and I'm sure we'll all want to eat popcorn and drink 7-11 Apocalyptic Ice Slurpee's while watching it with our face masks on to protect ourselves from swine flu. To drink your Apocalyptic Ice Slurpee just stick the straw beneath your mask and ah, tastes so good. To eat popcorn with a face mask on takes some work, you might try stabbing the piece of popcorn with your straw and wiggling them up to your mouth. Warning, be sure to avoid your nose.

If you can't wait to see Terminator Salvation, here's the link to the Terminator Salvation trailer.

So what does an Apocalyptic Ice slurpee taste like? Well, to be blunt, it tastes like a cross between robot joint oil and something a zombie might want to barf. Just kidding.

An Apocalyptic Ice slurpee tastes soft like you're drinking liquid made from another realm, maybe you are. Maybe you've already died and are either up or down in one of those after death places. Try this, have your best friend pinch you to make sure. Just kidding.

It sounds strange, but the ice crystals in an Apocalyptic Ice Slurpee have no grit to them. It's hard to even know there's ice in it, because to be truthful, you're numb. Just kidding.

The real, honestly truthful, you can send the dog sniffers after me taste of an Apocalyptic Ice Slurpee is sort of fruity with just a hint of carbonation, almost like a watermelon slurpee but jazzier. Try it. You'll like it.

If you're worried about whether Apocalyptic Ice Slurpee's are kosher, the answer is yes. See the Star-K Kosher Certification site for more details

Also, there's supposed to be some additional promotions for Terminator Salvation including a new game according to Blues News and a promotion for free pizza at Pizza Hut if your name is Sarah or John Connors, according to Cynopsis. The bad news for me was the new Apocalyptic Ice cups weren't out so I can't report on them, watch Slurpee.com for more exciting news about Slurpees or join their Facebook site and be totally cool. Oh, and if you don't have enough information about Slurpee Cups, see the My Slurpee Cup web site for more details

Published by Sheri Fresonke Harper

Sheri works as a freelance writer, novelist and poet. She worked in the aviation industry at the Port of Seattle and Boeing Company for 20 years as a systems analyst/architect where she edited and wrote over... View profile

Apocalyptic Ice Slurpee from 7-11 for Terminator Salvation

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