Are You a Man or a Woman?

Confused about your gender? Unsure who you really are because of name-calling or a kick in the head? Take our little quiz to see exactly where you stand as a male or female. Just pick the answer that best describes your reaction to the scenario and add up your score at the end.

1 You are out with two of your best friends. One of them suggests going to the International House of Pancakes. You:
A) Say 'What a great idea' and start fantasizing about syrups.
B) Ask if they still have the 'lite' menu.
C) You consider it but suggest Denny's instead.
D) You tell them you know about a swanky gentlemen's club downtown.

2 You are in the checkout line at Wal-Mart. The cashier, who looks like Britney Spears, rings up your order high by about $5.00. You:
A) Demand that she check the price with someone in the relevant department.
B) Shrug and pay it. It's only $5.00!
C) Pretend you don't notice the discrepancy. You don't need the stress!
D) Tell her she overcharged you, but you'd be more than happy to be compensated
in some other way, winking as you say it.

3 You are out with several friends. Some of them are the same gender as you, some are not. You have the urge to use the restroom. You:
A) Gather like gendered friends and go together.
B) Hold it. You're having too much fun and the cost of a bladder infection is worth it!
C) Hope someone else will have to go, too, so you don't look weird.
D) Announce your needs loudly and storm towards the facility.

4 Your spouse is trying to seduce you. You have the worst sinus headache ever. You:
A) Tell them you don't really feel up to it.
B) Tell them you held your urine too long and now you have a bladder infection.
C) Go through the motions even though you're thinking about Dristan.
D) Willingly, and almost too quickly, succumb.

5 You and your spouse are going to a wedding and you're lost. You:
A) Pull over at a gas station and promptly ask directions.
B) Pick up your cell phone and call the wedding party and tell them it's useless.
C) Sit in the middle of the street and think about it. It will come to you eventually!
D) Drive for the better part of the week before you finally pull over and buy a map.

6 Two of your best friends, same gender as you, suggest going to the beach. You:
A) Hesitantly say yes. You love the water, but hate the effect the sun has on your skin.
B) Say you'd rather die.
C) Tell them you're waiting for PBS' coverage of 'Watching Paint Dry' won't be over
for a couple hours.
D) Say definitely! Bikini Watch 2000!!!

7 You and your special someone decide to stay in and rent a movie. Left up to you, you choose:
A) "Sleepless in Seattle". It's sweet, romantic and gently funny!
B) "Blame it on the Bellboy". Bronson Pinchot makes you laugh.
C) "Son in Law". Pauly Shore makes you laugh.
D) "Cyborg". Jean Claude Van-Damme's finest hour!

8 You have a date and want to set the mood for a great night. What is a great night?
A) Fettucine Alfredo, a loaf of bread, fine wine and Sarah Brightman on the CD player.
B) Hot dogs, baked beans, Kool-Aid and Limp Bizkit on the CD player.
C) You have no idea how to have a great night.
D) A six pack and clean sheets.

9 Whenever you see the ads on TV for sponsoring children in less fortunate parts of the world, you:
A) Feel a pang of sympathy but you can't help everyone.
B) Write a check immediately.
C) Go make a sandwich and wave it at the screen, laughing wildly.
D) Curse because it's interrupting your WWF Smackdown! show.

10 Your vehicle of choice would be:
A) A foreign sedan. Great mileage, reliable and less repairs.
B) You still miss your 1977 Pacer.
C) You don't care since your license was revoked.
D) A Porsche-anything. As long as it has that name on it!

What it all means:
If you scored mostly A's.....You are most likely a woman.
If you scored mostly D's.....You are undoubtedly a man.
If you scored B's or C's.......You are either in need of lock up or psychiatric evaluation.