Are You a Player???

Are you "The Man", "The Woman", "The Mack", "The Mack Mama", "The Pimp Daddy", "The Queen B", The True Playa" of your crew? Here is a simple test to find out. Simply distribute this quiz amongst your peers. Make note of the points for each YES answer. Add up the scores and whoever scores the highest is has the best "Game" and is the "True Pimp" of your crew. Keep in mind that you may have to answer yes to similar questions if they both apply because one may be general and the other may be more specific. This is important in separating the True Mack from the rest of the pack. Also note that for the purpose of this test, "boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse" & "significant other" are used interchangeably and include folks that you have been dating on a regular basis. Good Luck!!!

1. Have you ever been given a free drink at a bar? (1 Point)
2. Have you ever been given free admission to a nightclub/event/venue? (1 Point)
3. Have you ever been given an unexpected discount while making a purchase? (1 Point)
4. Have you ever been given a compliment on your personality? (1 Point)
5. Have you ever been given a compliment on anything physical (shoulders, back, chest, eyes, butt, legs, hair, etc)? (1 Point)
6. Have you ever had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse at the same time? (15 Points)
7. Have you ever let more than one person believe (Even if you've never verbally acknowledged it) that they were your boyfriend/girlfriend at the same time? (5 Points)
8. Have you ever broken up with a boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse and had sex with them within 72 hrs (doesn't matter if you got back together for good or not)? (10 Points)
9. Have you ever had a relative or close friend of a former boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse flirt with you? (5 Points)
10. Have you ever had a relative or close friend of a current boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse flirt with you? (10 Points)
11. Have you ever had the significant other of a relative or close friend flirt with you? (10 Points)
12. Have you ever had a friend (male or female) try to set you up with a relative or a close friend? (1 Points)
13. Have you ever had a former significant other try to set you up with a relative or friend? (5 Points)
14. Have you ever had a current significant other try to set you up with a relative or a friend? (15 Points)
15. Have you ever had sex with a relative or close friend of a former significant other? (5 Points)
16. Have you ever had sex with a relative or close friend of a current significant other? (10 Points)
17. Have you ever had sex with more than one person in the same day? (10 Points)
18. Have you ever had sex with more than one person in a 24 hr period? (10 Points)
19. Have you ever had a One Night Stand? (5 Points)
20. Have you ever been given an "honest" compliment on your sexual skills (be honest here!)? (5 Points)
21. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at the same time (ménage a trois/quatre/cinq/etc)? (15 Points)
22. Have you ever had sex with someone that did not know your real name? (5 Points)
23. Have you ever had sex with someone whose real name you did not know (Ree-Ree, Man-Man, Boo-Boo, etc... not real names)? (5 Points)
24. Have you ever had sex with someone that you met via the internet? (1 Point)
25. Have you ever had sex with someone that you met over the phone? (1 Point)
26. Have you ever had sex with someone that was a friend of your parents? (5 Points)
27. Have you ever had sex with the parent of a friend? (10 Points)
28. Have you ever had sex with someone that was closer to your parents' age than your age? (5 Points)
29. Have you ever had sex with someone that was in a relationship with someone else? (5 Points)
30. Have you ever been given gifts that were purchased by or with money from another person's spouse or Sugar Daddy/Mama? (15 Points)
31. Have you ever had someone come over to your job/office wearing a coat, shoes, and very little else? (15 Points)
32. Have you ever had someone come over to your home wearing a coat, shoes, and very little else? (10 Points)
33. Have you ever had someone meet you someplace (including your home or job) wearing a coat, shoes, and very little else? (10 Points)
34. Have you ever had anyway verbally assault someone because of you? (5 Points)
35. Have you ever had anyway physically assault someone because of you? (10 Points)
36. Have you ever taken intimate/suggestive/nude photos of someone? (1 Point)
37. Has anyone ever sent you intimate/suggestive/nude photos of themselves? (5 Points)
38. Have you ever video'd anyone (including yourself) having sex? (5 Points)
39. Have you ever video'd yourself (alone or with others) having sex? (10 Points)
40. Have you ever shared a video of yourself having sex with anyone other than the people in the video? (10 Points)
41. Have you ever been offered money or gifts specifically intended/offered to convince you to have sex (sex professionals are excluded and should not add any points)? (10 Points)
42. Have you ever had a person "not" leave you alone even after you have given them the boot and been blatant about it? (5 Points)
43. Have you ever had a true stalker (be honest...)? (10 Points)
44. Have you ever had someone come over to your place after midnight just for sex? (5 Points)
45. Have you ever been called after midnight just for sex? (10 Points)
46. Have you ever called someone after midnight just for sex? (1 Point)
47. Have you ever gone over to someone's place after midnight just for sex? (5 Points)
48. Have you ever had an unwanted "Pregnancy Situation" with someone that was perpetrated on-purpose? (10 Points)
49. Have you ever had a FAKE "Pregnancy Situation" with someone that was perpetrated just to keep the relationship going? (10 Points)
50. Have you ever had sex with a "sex professional" that did not receive or expect any gift or monetary compensation? (10 Points)

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If you are utilizing this test as a Self Assessment, use the following guidelines:

0 - 50 Points .... You might as well be a virgin.

51 - 100 Points... You have played the game well, had fun, & managed to be respectful within most of your relationships.

101 - 180 Points... Wow! You've done your fair share of dirt and you've left a few broken hearts in your wake. Not only that, you've probably left more than a few of them as angry as humanly possible.

181 + Points... Oh My!!! You are definitely a True Pimp. You have mack'd, pimped and exploited your way thru relationships. You deserve your own theme music!!!