As I awoke this morning almost falling over the dog
He lay there immobile, static like a log
Some days I think why don't we have a cat
For all he would do is lay upon a mat
He lay there immobile, static like a log
Some days I think why don't we have a cat
For all he would do is lay upon a mat
As my morning slowly commences I overdose on caffeine, ah coffee
You are so good to me, much better than tea don't you agree?
I think I need some breakfast, some sustenance something to last
Sausages and bacon, now that's better than to fast
I switch on the TV, or would if I could find the remote
I settle for the radio, to what station should I devote?
The remote, I've located it's inside the dog, oh god
Now whenever I rub his belly the channel changes, now that's odd!
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2 Comments
Post a CommentI normally trip over my cats first thing in the morning. They (particularly my kitten) like to lay right in front of me and then give me a hard scowl if I dare to trip and fall over them - as if I am to blame!
Sophie
.... and it's a good thing that the dog has a furry bod!