Assessing the Big Brother UK 2007 Cast

I think their house is awesome. Laid out all weird with the oven in the bedroom, but cool and modern none the less.

Housemates:
Sam & Amanda - Social Work Students. 18yr old twins. Typical teenagers. Cute, but they think they're all that and *really* annoyingly obsessed with pink. I doubt the people will keep them around too long. They're bloody obnoxious, especially if they're counted as a single housemate like they seem to be.

Leslie - Retired headhunter. 60 yrs old. She pulls temper tantrums at her age??? Oy. She should be interesting. If she was a fruit, she'd be a prickly pear.. well that's an odd choice. She probably won't last long in the house. She's oldest and everyone else is fairly young and 'hip'. She won't have anything in common with anyone.

Charley - Unemployed 21yr old. Fired from all her jobs. Party girl through and through. She fears skinny people? She's skinny! Her favorite word is 'fuck'? Alrighty. She will only last in the house if there are others who can deal with someone with a big mouth.

Tracey - 36yr old Cleaner. Partier. She loves her Hoover.. That's scary. Holy pink hair! She looks like she's stoned. I wonder if she'll start having DT's after the first few days. That should be interesting to find out. If she is a stoner or not.

Chanelle - 19yr old Student, bank worker. She's pretentious. At least she admits it. She's cute, but she is way too aware of it. She wants to be Victoria Beckham. Interesting goal, hopefully she won't be too horrible to live with for the rest of them. Kind of hard to tell.

Shabnam - Unemployed 22yr old. She should get along with Charley on that front. Her personality should fit with Tracey. Make-up much? Geez. "Too creative to be tied down to mundane work." She should make for an interesting housemate. Not sure what to make of her, really.

Emily - 19yr old Drama Student. Indie Rock Queen with too many clothes and bags. At least she knows the value of education. She should be a good fit with some of the others, especially the twins, age-wise. We'll see who she ends up friends with.

Laura - 23yr old Nanny. She wants to be an enbalmer. She talks too fast. At least as an enbalmer, she can talk to her clients and not annoy them. She's funny, but will she drive everyone else nuts talking all the time?

Nicky - 27yr old Key Accounts Exec. A cigarette smoking, electronic music loving man hater? Interesting. A man-hater will do well in the house if there's only going to be one male brought in. But will it work if the girls fawn all over that man? Will she be left with no one to talk to?

Carole - 53yr old Unemployed Health worker. Someone for Leslie to pal around with? Doubtful. A protester? She should be fun. She's definitely crazy. She's wacky and fits in with the kids better than Leslie. She doesn't act her age, so that should be a benefit for her.

A houseful of women. This could be interesting. No men. You can tell the divions of people already in the house.

One man will be entering the house later? That could be interesting. The twins and their silly lollipops. I'd like to shove them somewhere.

Thankfully it's easy to tell they aren't the UK's finer class of citizens.