Atlanta Housewives Reunion Show Part II

The women started out talking about "freak numbers." I did not know Ne Ne was a
stripper in a past life. Hmmm, a prudish former stripper. She did not care to discuss sex or her freak number on television.

Kandi peed on someone during sex before and the ladies fell into a peel of giggles. Then a viewer asked if Kandi would go bi to raise her freak number but she said no.
Phaedra's number is eight or nine and Sheeree's number was up there too, a six.

Okay. Then they talked about Dr. Muhammad and Sheeree. Here we go again. They
whipped a train on that man and got him out of there. It was not a love match and they parted ways. She said she never saw proof of Dr. Muhammad's PhD.

Then they talked about the charity Sheeree danced at and why Ne Ne only gave $20 and why Sheeree's expensive car was taken. Ne Ne said she is not cheap and Sheeree said her car was taken in an $80,000 judgment to a lawyer that she owed and it was not repossessed. She said it was paid for in full before the lawyer took it in judgment. An e-mail question wondered why she still spent so much money and Sheeree said she was going to keep spending her money big.

Then Kim and Ne Ne got into it a little bit over parenting -- about being a friend vs. a parent. Any reason to fight ladies. (Just be friends already) Kandi started to cry about her daughter not wanting her natural father as her dad. Riley said she didn't care if she had a dad or not during an episode. The man who is her dad acts as if he does not care about his daughter Riley and that hurts Kandi. She said she and Kim have that in common--the birth fathers not being in their kid's lives.

Sheeree's baby daddy/ex-hubby moved from Atlanta to Los Angeles and Sheeree found out only when he texted her about the move. Uhgh. How hard-hearted of him to do that. Sheeree cried a little behind it. I mean really, who does that?

Phaedra and the due date: Whooo!

"I had a lot of problems with the pregnancy so I didn't know if I was going to go full term," Phaedra said, excusing herself for lying about her due date. "Everybody gossiped about me..." boo hoo etc.The ladies jumped on her about backdating the pregnancy.
She continued to blame it on a "bad amniocentesis" and she said she and Apollo had some fertility issues and she did not know if the baby would be born or whatever.

She had a shot gun wedding one and a half months pregnant as she walked down
the isle. Lawd, finally the truth.

Then the women got on the fact that her husband is a former self-admitted
"alleged car thief" and was in prison. Phaedra accused Ne Ne of being on her about the whole ordeal of Apollo being a jailbird. He was convicted on racketeering charges--a "white collar" crime. Phaedra considers racketeering a white collar crime. It's a mob conviction--blue collar at best. (Geeze) Then Phaedra got all defensive about it so they moved on, finally. (It's just so much unpleasantness digging up stuff about someone's beloved spouse and I didn't want to hear Phaedra go off about it.)

Andy Cohen, the host, got into the whole squabble about the songs, Tardy for the Party and the Ring Didn't mean a thing. Money Money Money. Kandi got shafted on the first song so Kandi is making sure any future deal is solid--like on the Ring song. The lawyers are handling it.

Kandi got 33 percent at first on the gross sale of Tardy but then it changed to a three way split. Then Kandi said she gave Kim the money back. The first song made $80 to $100k, Kandi said and then started to cry over it because she was hurt Kim listened to her lawyer's greedy advice and bumped down Kandi's cut. Kandi got $3 to $4,000 off the deal. The lawyer told Kim not to "pay Kandi all that money" and she agreed.

Kim is greedy okay. Geeze. But then Kim said Kandi can have all the money in the Tunecore account. Andy asked if Kim felt she was more valuable in the process of recording a song than Kandi. Kim said she didn't understand the question. Then, Kim got upset that she was being made to look like a bitch on-air. None of them ever asked Phaedra to get involved and she is an entertainment lawyer. I have always wondered about that. Hmmmm, ladies.

Then comes World War III between Kim and Ne Ne.(I wish they would become friends again. It would be nice to see but why waste a wish!) They re-played the tour bus blow-up scene. I will never forget NeNe's one blue fingernail making that point and then raising up out of that seat. Whooo, I felt that butt whippn' coming down the pike.

Ne Ne explained the reason she went off so bad is that Kim hits below the
belt during arguments. (She called Ne Ne an intern.) Kim shouldn't hit below the belt as a general rule 'cause that is the fastest way to a butt kicking and it's just not cool. Any therapist will tell you that. However, Kim said of the friendship that it is null and void. Soooo...

Future plans for the ladies include Phaedra purchasing a funeral home, Kandi
possibly getting her own line of sex toys and Cynthia opening a modeling
school. Kim is due this July and Ne Ne is on the upcoming Apprentice on NBC.

On "Watch What Happens" Live with Bravo host Andy Cohen, Kandi said there is a division amongst the ladies over the Kim and Ne Ne feud. Sheeree and Kim are cool and Cynthia and Ne Ne are cool but Kandi said there is definitely some side taking and major tension between the women.

Andy mentioned a "Free Sweetie" thing swirling about on Twitter. I'm with Kandi--it is up to Sweetie to handle her business. The only thing about it is, why would anyone want to degrade another human being and be undignified all the dang gone time? This is how Kim talks to Sweetie. No one wants to hear that mess from anyone. It is disheartening to see the bad side of people and quite offensive to speak that way to anyone all the dang gone time--especially around other people.

I used to talk to my friends like that when I was little--like 12 but my parents talked to me about that and I am glad they did. They knew better and I did not because I was 12. I had time enough to change because I was a dumb kid.

Then there was Pin-the-Tail on the donkey booty photo identification session
--or as I like to call it "The Booty Parade." During this segment, they had a pic of the POTUS' butt clothed in Levi Jeans in the parade of butt shot photos. Kandi refused comment but Phaedra guessed right away it was the president. I guess she really knows her butts!

Last minute jabs: Ne Ne tweeted during the show that Phaedra's real age is 40 and then Phaedra said that proves they were in school together because Ne Ne is 43 or so. Then Andy showed a "Drunk Baby" You Tube trailer and said that it portrayed Kim's baby. Ha Ha. (because Kim likes her wine, like most folks)

Highlighted on the sneak preview of Miami Housewives were Natalie Cole, Rick
Ross, Dennis Rodman. Scottie Pippen's wife is a Miami Housewife featured. They have four kids. Daughter of the infamous Jocelyn Wildenstein ("Cat Woman" plastic surgery celeb) is a Miami Housewife too. That woman was so pretty before the plastic surgery. Why did she do it!? Her daughter has that prettiness about her too. I hope she doesn't slice it all away with surgery.