You dont and probably never will know me, but Im an American who would like to discuss a few things with you. Since you avoid anyone who disagrees with you, don't read the newspapers and don't really understand other forms of communication made possible by recent technology, I'm hopeful that someone who has access to you will read this and translate it into words and pictures that you might understand.
I suspect that look on your face that many in the media have identified as a cocky grin, or something to that effect, is in reality, the look that you were taught to display when you were utterly confused, mystified, dumb-founded, ignorant or indifferent to the events taking place around you. I've got news for you. Millions of other Americans know it too, and more are figuring it out every day.
As each moment passes, it is becoming increasingly obvious that this joke you've been playing on we, the people, and the rest of the world, is no longer amusing. With the hope that this message will be easier to comprehend, Ill use some sports metaphors that you may be able to relate to.
It's time you wake up to the reality that you got the chance to be starting quarterback in the Big Blue Marble Bowl and you fumbled one too many times. It's early in the fourth quarter and your teammates, even your cheerleaders, are beginning to wonder if it's too late to save the game. Don't you think you should just admit you didn't study the play book, make your apologies to those you've disappointed, and then head to the showers. Your game is over!
Even though I never would have chosen you to lead the game, I'm willing to go over the tapes with you to point out where things went wrong. Some of the problems weren't directly caused by your ineptitude, but escalated as a result of your incompetence, indecision and poor leadership.
Your first mistake, in my opinion, was when you fixed the game by knee-capping your opponent. I'm not sure Al Gore or John Kerry would have done a better job, but they should have had a fair chance to try.
You gained some momentum in the first quarter when the opposition went on the offensive, but that was only because of the assists given by people like Rudy Giuliani and Colin Powell. Shortly after that, the entire game plan started to unravel as it became apparent that you were making all the calls and refused to listen to the coaches and trainers. When others in the league that played the same position as you hesitated with their support and encouragement, you fabricated plays to justify a radical defense.
Sure, you caused a few injuries to your opponents, but your stubborn and immature actions caused greater injury to your team and even more to the innocent people watching from the stands. Instead of admitting mistakes and changing the game plan that you were making up as you went along, you stayed the course. You started using your backup players and borrowed money to recruit new teammates and replace damaged equipment. You were so busy trying to save face, you didn't even notice that your loyal defensive line were beginning to distance themselves from you and were making excuses to leave the field as soon as the first half was over.
The beginning of the second half brought more of the same damage to players, equipment and fans. You altered the rules of the game as you saw fit, without the benefit of advice offered by the rest of the team. By breaking the traditional rules and inventing new ones simply to prove that you could, assigning your friends to play positions they had no experience in, and treating the fans and even sponsors like they were stupid and insignificant, you alienated your supporters and further tarnished the reputation of the entire organization.
Then something practically unheard of happened about halfway through the third quarter. The ball that you brought from Texas, which you could squeeze into any shape you wanted and had been playing the entire game with, was replaced by a ball of a different color, shape and size than the one you were accustomed to. This ball was fast, hard and wet and you couldn't hold on to it. You watched from a distance as the new ball bounced into your teammates, the people working the concessions, the ushers and the field maintenance staff. Each person the ball hit was knocked to their knees, out of breath and partially paralyzed. The officials fled the field and headed for whatever degree of order and safety they could afford, leaving the masses to fend for themselves.
As everyone that could do so ran for cover, the news media ran toward the fatalistic projectile that by now had the fans from the handicapped section of the bleachers cornered. The media observed and reported to the world as the ball repeatedly raped and beat the defenseless for hours, and then days.
Nearly as swiftly as it had arrived, the ball grew bored and began to dissolve into nothing. It was then that the media turned their cameras toward the man responsible for controlling the ball. The man that was charged with keeping the ball from spiraling into the cheap seats was standing at the 50-yard-line with his dampened pants down around his ankles, quivering and assigning blame. Do the events of the game seem familiar? In case there is need for clarity, that man was you, Mr. President and the ball was Katrina.
As denials, accusations and excuses for the strange little ball incident scattered like confetti, you were no doubt being brought up to date on the popularity of accepting responsibility for things that don't go right. Your approval ratings were at their lowest level ever and when you found out that John F. Kennedy's popularity soared following his admission of error regarding the Bay of Pigs, you figured you'd give accountability a try. Colin Powell was just on TV accepting responsibility for talking the country into going to war, citing intelligence based on lies as justification, and it looked credible. What the hell? When you have nothing left to lose, go all in.
So there you stood, President Bush. With storm ravaged New Orleans as your backdrop, you spoke words that many of your harshest critics couldn't have anticipated. You actually said you accepted responsibility for the federal government's slow response to the disaster that has taken more than 1,000 lives, most of them poor, elderly or disabled. Then you got back on Air Force One and waited for your ratings to rise faster than Katrina's storm surge had.
And you watched and waited. But your approval ratings remained in the toilet. You got back on your plane and returned to the gulf coast, not once, but several more times for photo opportunities that showed you care. You spoke powerful, determined words to convince America you're back in the game, but gave vague, hollow answers when asked for specifics.
We are not convinced. Your political adversaries are not convinced. Your loyal cronies are not convinced. Your Republican controlled government is gone. Your administration is not convinced. Your low approval rating is comparable to your credibility, leadership and decision making ability. It should tell you it's too little, too late. The game's over. Throw in the towel. The legacy you want so badly is not to be.
The following instances and events abbreviate your incompetence:
Questionable elections.
Military documentation of service missing; suspect AWOL.
Misinformation to America and U.N. to justify poorly planned war.
Tax cuts for the wealthy, hikes for the poor.
Record deficit and unemployment.
No plan to end war.
Lack of social services, healthcare for the needy.
Mismanagement of emergency and human resources
Unacceptable reaction to natural disasters
No accountability or admissions of errors
Erosion of Bill of Rights
Questionable Social Security reform
Global alienation of America
Relationship with big oil and business
Unqualified cronies assigned vital cabinet positions
Indifference to the needy
And the list goes on....
There are a lot of American voters willing to sacrifice their time, money and comfort to get a message to you. They want to urge you to stop this war and bring Americans back home to their families.
In closing, I submit that the authority and leadership enjoyed by the President of the United States of America, come with responsibility to the people you should be leading. The person in your office should practice wisdom, humility, compassion and fairness to all Americans. You have not exhibited those qualities. Most importantly, you are sworn to defend the Constitution, not contort it to suit your personal desires and strip Americans of the rights it ensures.
When you led this nation down the road to war, debt and global shame, you should have been leading us into a future of prosperity, happiness and peace. Its time to admit you have failed. Even if you dont have the guts to admit your errors and resign for the sake of the future. could you at least try to not do any additional damage? Your grandchildren will have to live in this world too, and despite the privilege and entitlement available to those in your social arena, the damage you have done will undoubtedly penetrate even those social dividers.
Respect to the Office,
Ron DeYoung
American
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15 Comments
Post a CommentVery good metaphors, and spot-on...and to those who say they "had to live through Clinton" at least they lived. How many lives will bush be responsible for ending? It's not the same-if you disagreed with Clinton, at least he wasn't burning down the house..
I dont know if I want to comment here or not but will play it safe and say this article was interesting.
If I remember right Joe, it was that gal workin' at the Co-op that stole my wife. Bush was nowhere around.
Waaa! DeYoung you are such a little cry baby. Bush ruined my country. Bush ruined my life. Bush stole my wife. Waaa! Waaa! Just enjoy your new Lib-Dem Congress and the higher taxes that go with it.
I think our country's state of being is due to many factors, and not just things that Bush did or did not do. I hope your article shows up outside the print function soon.
Thanks for your input! Hate is such a big word. I don't hate Bush. I think he'd be fun to drink beer with. I do hate what position our country is in because of him and his administration.
The metaphors were well written, though I didn't like the content. It seems to me that all of this "I hate Bush" crap is just counter-productive. I had to live through the Clinton administration, just like you have to deal with Bush.
Barefoot, you must have been one of those who got one of them fancy debit cards and bought a big screen television with it, eh? Actually, honestly, you were in Bama, weren't you? I have friends in Bama, and they got hit - did you get hit by the hurricanes?
Well that was safe, Michelle.
You know, I am soooo a-political that I really cannot comment on this piece at all. I have my opinions, but they are personal, so I'll only say this - good job sharing your opinion!