Audrina Patridge Flew the ("DWTS") Coop
She's Been Lopez-ed (as in Mario)
Audrina Patridge flew the coop
I really think that stinks, like poop.
She was a lovely dancing lass.
I can't believe it's come to pass!
I really think that stinks, like poop.
She was a lovely dancing lass.
I can't believe it's come to pass!
How could Kyle Massey pass the test?
While Audrina goes; one of the best!
This I do not understand,
So please--- give me a helping hand.
I'm getting Lopez-ed by this show.
The cause of this I do not know.
I mourn the lovely dancing lass,
Those snarky judges kicked her ass.
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Post a Commentmissed it ...thanks for update
You are so right! I can't believe Audrina went before Kysle. What injustice! But then, it happens on this show. Mario Lopez is a good example of an excellent dancer beaten by an inferior dancer. I have to remember that this show is half popularity contest. I will miss seeing Audrina perform. She was really turning into a lovely dancer. It's a pity.