Baby Stories; Diaper Humor

At first I laughed that my husband did not want to change diapers. It was funny until I went back to work and was nothing short of exhausted. In the beginning I just kept changing those diapers and did not say anything. Then I started to resent the fact that my husband felt that even though I was working too, he did not have to change diapers.

I ended up explaining to my husband how we both worked and believe it or not, I did not want to change diapers either. In the end, he decided he would help out a little bit more by changing a diaper here and there. He changed a few diapers with relative ease but would scream for help if there was anything other than pee in the diaper. I of course would have to come running and clean up and poop and of course finish the diaper change myself.

One day I was extremely tired and asked my husband to change the babies diaper and I told him that I did not care what was in it, he was going to change that diaper. My husband decided he would do it and her down on the couch, undid her diaper and proceeded to scream at the site of poop.

Unfortunately this would be the time when he would once and for all that it was not just me who found it rude to yell at the site of poop, obviously our baby did too! My husband was holding our daughters legs up with one hand to get the dirty diaper out from underneath her. He opened his mouth to yell about the poop and my daughter let out a squirt of poop that started at his head and as he set her down in fear, the line sprayed down his face, into his mouth and proceeded down his shirt until he had set her down!

I did take over this time but only because the thought of him having poop in his mouth was just gross! Today he has learned to always keep the body parts covered and he rarely complains about helping I guess because he knows what may happen!