Backwards and Upside Down
"Everything is backwards and upside down,"
Said the kitty to the cat one day.
"It looks far better
When I turn around like that"
"Well," said the cat to the kitty
"if you like it backwards and upside down,
Then perhaps you should
Do the same thing with that frown."
"But if everything is
backward and upside down
Then it isn't truly a frown, right?"
Replied the kitty to the cat.
"Point taken," said the cat.
"Now stop being so freakin' 'smarty-pants'!
"Or I'm a-gonna turn you backwards and upside down."
Said the cat to the kitty with a grin.
By: Kitty Stevens
Published by Kitty Stevens
Kitty holds a Bachelors Degree in Science with minors in Spanish, French, History and Music. She went on to become certified as a Reading Specialist and has worked as a Bilingual teacher for over 12 years. H... View profile
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3 Comments
Post a CommentNice work, Kitty.
Reminds me of the mirror room!
excellent