Bad Last Minute Gifts

This guide is written with the assumption that something is better than nothing. I'll leave it to you to decide whether or not it's true. The following are five gifts I've either given or received. I'm not going to say whether I was the pitcher or the catcher, because frankly it's just too embarrassing for all parties concerned, especially me.

Lottery Tickets-- What a double edged sword. It's either a lousy gift or a terrific one. And most likely it's a lousy one. Still given a choice-- I'll take the lottery ticket over a handshake.

19.95 Or Less-- Almost anything that you can buy on television that sells for 19.95 or less and uses the colloquialism, "... But wait, there's more".

Electronic Accessories- don't mistakenly get them accessories to gadgets they don't own. If you aren't sure whether or not they are listening to an Ipod or a generic MP3-- forget the accessories and buy them some lottery tickets. Also, don't get them a gaming product or a game without knowing what gaming system they are using.

Perfume-So many people do not wear fragrances these days. It's best to know ahead of time if they wear fragrances and if so, what brand. Perfume is also difficult to re-gift, so at least do them a favor and buy them some lottery tickets or a bottle of wine.

Doll Houses and Kitchen Play Stations- Yes, they are big, they are dramatic and they will excite the heck out of any kid who gets them, plus the prices always seem attractive. Rewind right there. Just say no, to your inner voice, Grandma. If these tots live in the average size house or apartment, large size toys can really put a strain on the parents. They will have to try to figure out where to put the darn things. If all else fails buy the little tikes some lottery tickets. I hear they really like scratchers. (You aren't really going to do that, are you?)

Bottom line this holiday season, think before you buy. If all else fails, a warm hug is something that is always appreciated.