Bad Luck Charley
The Blame Game
Bad Luck Charley
Always had something go wrong.
He blamed his woes on others.
He spun the same old song.
If the laundry came out dirty,
Charley said it wasn't his fault.
Poor Charley seemed to suffer
From a double, painful gout.
If the grass looked like it was mowed
By a bunch of angry groundhogs,
Charley would claim that it was the fault
Of the neighbor's next door dogs.
If Charley lost the promotion
Because his performance wasn't good,
Charlie would blame his woes
On a group called Satan's Hood.
Yes, Charlie was never to blame.
It wasn't his fault at all.
His lies and excuses were deflating
Like the puncture in a ball.
Always had something go wrong.
He blamed his woes on others.
He spun the same old song.
If the laundry came out dirty,
Charley said it wasn't his fault.
Poor Charley seemed to suffer
From a double, painful gout.
If the grass looked like it was mowed
By a bunch of angry groundhogs,
Charley would claim that it was the fault
Of the neighbor's next door dogs.
If Charley lost the promotion
Because his performance wasn't good,
Charlie would blame his woes
On a group called Satan's Hood.
Yes, Charlie was never to blame.
It wasn't his fault at all.
His lies and excuses were deflating
Like the puncture in a ball.
Published by Steven West
I have a passion for creative writing and political discourse. Happily married for over 24 years, I have 2 children and work with special needs kids in the public schools. I enjoy making people laugh and sm... View profile
Common Bad Luck Superstitions and OmensThis is a short list of common bad luck superstitions and omens.- If it Wasn't for Bad LuckIt is what some term bad luck that serves us well by bringing us to the end of our rope to begin again with the Lord
- How to Break the Spell of Bad Luck, or the Evil EyeWhy our family does/does not have bad luck.
- When Bad Luck Isn't Really Bad Luck in PokerPoker players will almost always bemoan their bad luck and cite that as a reason for their failure. This article examines a few examples where this is not the case.
- Bad Luck ForeverI teenage boy has a day full of bad luck.
- Bad Luck Blue
- Country Music Alphabet- Charley Pride
- Lemonade Mouth' is it Really for Kids?
- Willy Loman as an Example of Schizoaffective Disorder
- Eating by the Numbers in McDonough, Georgia
- CD Review: From Beale Street to Oblivion
- Handling Bad Luck
5 Comments
Post a CommentWonderful work. Thanks!
Nice.
Nice!
I know people like that
I thought you were referring to the Charlie in two and a half Men.