Bad Valentine's Day Gifts to Give Women
The worst gift that a man could give as a Valentine's gift is porn. And that is even true for the Porn for Women DVD. While the DVD is really nothing more than hot men doing dishes, dusting and vacuming, the gift has nothing to do with love and romance. It is almost the icon of Valentine's Day blasphemy. This is a gift that should only be given on a plain day as a way to lighten moods.
Recieving flowers on Valentine's Day has usually been romantic. There is a noble and royal feeling that comes from knowing that a man took the time to pick out flowers and spend his hard earned money on you. That feeling won't be there if you give her Instant Cup Of Flowers. Instant Cup Of Flowers are small plastic cups filled with the soil and seed packages and requires the woman to grow her own flowers. While there are four different varieties, roses isn't one of them. Not only does it look cheap- it is cheap at a price of $4.95 at Baron Bob.
Every woman hopes to recieve a diamond ring on Valentine's Day. The plastic Colossal Diamond Ring is not that ring though! The diamond of the Colossal Diamond Ring is 2.25 inches in diameter and the band is approximately 3 inches wide. Anyone giving this mockery of engagement is sure to get a cold shoulder.
This is the only gift that might get you a cold shoulder plus bashed with a Bible. Your Faces On Adam And Eve Artwork is depictions of Adam and Eve in the Garden with the faces superimposed by those from a photo. Your Faces On Adam And Eve just isn't what Valentine's Day is about. The only thing salvagable about this is if the picture was Cupid's Arrow pictures instead.
Chocolate is a Valentine's Day basic. But not all chocolate is ok. Candy bars and bulk discounted chocolate bought at Sam's Club is a definate no-no. So is the novel Chocolat that is being sold as a fat-free alternative. Also on the list is the small four piece variety heart box, generic chocolate hearts, and chocolate cooking kits.
This should give you some idea of what not to give this Valentine's Day. Remember, it is easy to save some money on Valentine's Day by going to less expensive restaurants or theatres. And smarter too.
Published by Daisy May
Mother of three adult children, wife of twenty plus years. Recently entered Ashford BA program for Journalism and Mass Communication. View profile
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