Bah Humbug, St. Patrick's Day
And people think he's cute.
Well, I'm not Irish, I don't care
I do not give a hoot.
A rainbow and a pot of gold?
That fairy tale is getting old.
Give the Blarney Stone a kiss?
All those germ? Not this miss.
Who would want to drink green beer
Bet you'll puke, have no fear.
B'gorrah, the puke will surely be green
Now don't get twisted cause I'm being mean.
I just like to rhyme
to let off steam.
Go wear green pants and dye your hair
And a "Kiss Me, I'm Irish Pin". Oh what flair!
Eat Corned Beef and Cabbage
and Irish Soda Bread,
One will give you gas the other keeps you fed.
Get in the parade and have some fun,
Soon St Patty's day will be done.
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10 Comments
Post a CommentThis is super super super cute!!!!!!
I had to laugh at this. I don't celebrate St. Patrick's Day because I'm English and that has to be the best reason of all. However, I do like corned beef, potatoes and Irish Coffee. (Oh, I forgot...Irish Whiskey too!)
You need me to make you some Irish Coffee....you silly girl...
Loved it but I don't like corned beef and rarely eat potatoes. One way of keeping slim.
very cute and i enjoyed this!!!!!!!!!!!
I got a chuckle out of this.
Which one gives you gas?? HAAHAA
'I am going to make my annual corned beef and cabbage" so is Eddie
great poem or whatever it is...I am going to make my annual corned beef and cabbage...bah humbug to the sodium count..
cute :)