Bald Headed Celebrity Gets New Tattoo

And the World Falls Apart

Caryn Murray
So we stopped caring whether or not Paris and Nicole are friends or not friends at the moment. That is so 'old news' it's not even funny. Is it old news already that Brittany Spears has not only shaved her head comletely bald, not only got a new tattoo... but has also done something mysterious in the back room at the same tattoo shop.

In the same type of Jessica Simpson's 'Is it chicken or tuna' famous ditz-iness, Brittany Spears was also reported driving (in a convertible with the top down no less) with her infant in the car seat facing the wrong way.

Read all about it here!

What about when I dyed my hair purple, then had to get my tongue re-pierced with a purple stud to match? (It's a virgo thing.) My baby loves the bright hair, and my husband loves the tongue ring... but I don't hear anyone else giving a rat's heiny about it!

Daytime drama Passions (If I watch it, it's not called a soap opera) will be ending. Really, the only people who would know this are other people who watch this show, and enjoy it enough to look it up on NBC.com. So if you don't watch the show, you won't care about it coming to an end.Still, it must be mentioned. It is very important because there is a petition to keep the show on the air, possibly on another channel, or at the very least... to come up with a 'spin off'.

Even if you have never watched the daytime drama Passions, and never would... that is okay. If you like chocolate, sign this petition and I will try to buy everyone who does a chocolate bar. As long as Jessica leaves Spike.

Anna Nicole smith has been a popular household name or a few years now... she has managed to keep that possible by marrying an old man, getting fat, becoming a rich widow, having her own show about her own life (How should I go about getting my own tv show?) having a baby with a question as to who could be the father (Oh! I know lots of people that should be on the news for this one!) and lastly, not to be made a joke of... for overdosing.

Also not to be taken lightly is that Anna Nicole Smith's name is still being played here and there on the media, and yet unless you know one personally, you are probably unable to name one soldier that has been killed in Iraq.

Celebrity gossip and news are there for people who watch the news and need a light break. Celebrity lives are there for those who don['t have the energy to have their own lives. But celebrity news should never take more attention than real lives, those of true heroes, especially with the media.

The media cares more about 'who's in' and 'who's hot' leaving local heroes no more than a brief '5 minutes'.

Published by Caryn Murray

Caryn is a creative consultant and copy writer with BAM! Copy Writing. She specializes in modern media Branding (that stands out), Advertising (that shouts) and Marketing (that counts.) For more information,...  View profile

  • Britney Spears likes to party and try to hide from the paparazzi!
  • Paris and Nicole are talking again!
  • There is now a 3rd man who could be the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby!
I dyed my hair purple and got my tongue pierced again. Does this make me a party girl? I have also been designing a bong out of a pineapple... does that make me a party girl?

To comment, please sign in to your Yahoo! account, or sign up for a new account.