Baldy McAngus

To tell you about Baldy McAngus.

He is fat, his head is bald,

He is a bloody know it all.

He lives with his wife and a stepson,

When he's not at work, he's watching TV reruns.

He is quite nice,

But needs to take some advice,

'Coz' his wife, she loves to nag at him.

I'd even go as far as to say it's her religion.

It's because she feels a little cursed,

He will pay attention to her, but he's watching Star Trek first.

He mostly has a diamond for a heart,

Although ask him to do something, it'll be six months before he starts.

He moans about women drivers, but behind the wheel, he isn't that sharp,

He can't even find his way out of a bloody car park.

What it all boils down to is this;

Baldy McAngus is a kind-hearted, bald, fat, moaning git.