Baseball Limericks
Riggleman, Griffey, Big Mac
Having not worn out his welcome mat
Not an easy task
He better bring his flask,
Until that team learns to swing bats!
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Griffey's not going to retire,
But will he stoke Mariner fire?
Hitting two-fourteen (.214)
If he doesn't leave the scene,
Seattle fans will surely perspire
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The Cards will now learn from Big Mac
But is this a good or bad fact?
Won't come clean about 'roids
Everyone's throwing stones,
Why mustn't we cut him some slack?
Published by Ben Wood
Ben Wood is an aspiring freelance writer whose writing mainly consists of sports coverage, movie and television reviews/opinions, and product reviews. He's an unabashed St. Louis Cardinals and Missouri Tige... View profile
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Post a CommentCute and full of humor!