Bathroom Thoughts
A Little Bathroom Humor
Yet others are loved oh so dearly
But just in the dark
Let one little fart
All others will cuss you severly.
If you have a little quirk habit
And act like a big fuzzy rabbit
By twitching your nose
Cause that ain't no rose
You left in the bathroom dag-nabit.
Some days when I sit on the throne
Just feeling so left all alone
I'll worry and fret
Because I have let
Two flushers the size of a stone.
Sometimes when one uses the john
A spray from a scented sweet balm
Seems not good enough
To clear out the stuff
That lingers in mid air so long.
Time standing and waiting to pee
Old men have to wait and just see
How long it will take
It's no big mistake
To tinkle and then say "wee wee".
The outhouse remember I well
Back when time only would tell
A cold wooden seat
Without any heat
Sears catalog used oh so swell.
Today with all modern convenience
A flush is now just inconvenient
To touch in no way
It all goes away
While leaving a better experience.
Published by Charles Melius
I m a 69 year old retired Floridian offering my poetry and prose amassed over the years. Some rhyming, some not, some good, some not, other stuff just stories and musings of a happy traveler of this life. A... View profile
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