Batman and Harley Quinn

Batman was driving his Batmobile.
It was a dark and moonless night.
A scream was heard from a woman.
Batman would make things right.

When Batman arrived at the scene,
The screams suddenly faded away.
A jester woman blew Batman a kiss,
Before she made her play.

Alas, Batman had fallen into a trap.
The woman was Harley Quinn.
She flipped a card at Batman
Which made Batman flip and spin.

Batman then fell to the ground.
Harley gave a fake laugh.
"Time for you to go to sleep."
She blew him some sleeping gas.

"The Joker will be here soon.
He'll certainly be pleased with me."
Batman slept on the ground.
It was a sad sight to see.

Just then a bird swooped down.
Robin was his name.
He scooped up Batman in a flash.
"Now isn't it a shame."

"Looks like your trap has blown up in your face.
I'm taking you to justice, Harley Quinn.
Now get into the Batmobile.
You're going for an unpleasant spin."

Harley threw down a smog tablet.
She disappeared into the night.
It would be another week before
The big Joker and Batman fight.