Bawlin' Boehner - the Weeper of the House

Jeff Musall
As the 112th Congress gets underway in Washington, one thing is clear - it'll be a tearjerker. The New Speaker of the House, Ohio's embarrassment, has already demonstrated his ability to weep - if not on cue, at least on political opportunity.

In case you missed some of his early antics, I'll provide links throughout the article where you can see Bawlin' Boehner in all his tearful glory.

Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against a man showing emotion. I've weeped a time or two over something seemingly trivial as well as important. I think it's a quality of a man at peace with his emotional self. When it balance and context, that is.

The walk isn't that far, from admirable show of emotion to embarrassing display of laughable crying. Bawlin' Boehner ran right through that divide, and when his crying is coupled with his orange skin, completes his transformation from congressman to caricature.

Before even taking the gavel, Bawlin' Boehner made a weepy mess of himself on "60 Minutes." See it here.

After the weep-fest on "60 Minutes," the ladies on "The View" had some fun with the Weeper of the House. See Here.

Here's a link to a post titled "The 11 Funniest Pictures of John Boehner Crying."

There is another part to this, however. Sure, it's funny, it's embarrassing in front of the rest of the world, and Bawlin' Boehner is sure to keep comedians well fed. What about the kind of government he wants?

The current crop of conservative represents absolutely nothing good for the average American, no substance, and no ideas for the future. They are out to preserve the bias toward the wealthy while doing their best to strip out and damage American workers. Bawlin' Boehner and company are very much intent on hurting the economy in hopes of hurting President Obama.

Theirs truly is an agenda of class warfare, using propaganda and fear mongering to dupe middle class Americans into voting against their own interests, and instead voting to support the agenda of corporate power and plutocracy. That is enough to, as the Rolling Stones sing in "Start Me Up," to "make a grown man cry."

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  • Sondra C1/13/2011

    very interesting and well written . Thanks for sharing

  • Orchiolum1/12/2011

    The right-wing could not have elected this latest group of shallow stares if the middle class hadn't been lying on the couch, covered with chip crumbs, watching Snooky and Dr. Phil while passing gas. Just the other day I swear I heard Boehner, barely audible, singing "Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-dee, if you are wise, you'll listen to me..."

  • Julia Bodeeb1/12/2011

    Boehner is a disgrace. And he' s Catholic, Lori notes. Oh my, how can a Catholic want to deny healthcare to 50 million people. Truly sad lack of humanity. He's all about golf, fake tan and his ego

  • Michael Segers1/12/2011

    "Theirs truly is an agenda of class warfare" - yet, whenever we point that out, they accuse us of playing the class card.

  • Eric Hetvile1/12/2011

    I guess I can't give him too hard of a time. His election made *me* cry, too.

  • Timothy Sexton1/12/2011

    There is just something about this guys that goes all over me. I think it's his smarmy self-satisfaction with himself. As undeserving as Dumbya being arrogant. Still, he's better looking than Pelosi!

  • Peter Flom1/12/2011

    This year, the speaker should get an official song - The Tears of a Clown.

  • Lori Borys1/11/2011

    fear wrapped in tears... that's oh so much easier to swallow don't you think? He's a cath-o-holic, maybe it's the guilt of what he's doing that's getting to him.

  • Jesse Schmitt1/11/2011

    come on Jeff. if he cries, he cries. he must be really feeling....you know...sniff, sniff...SAD!

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