Be Kind to a Bully
His name is Alfred Jones.
He has fists made of iron,
And will rattle all your bones.
He is over six feet tall.
He has a nasty disposition.
And if you dare insult Alfred,
He'll bend you in several positions.
Alfred has a girlfriend.
Her name is Mary Lou.
If you dare proposition Mary,
You'll wind up feeling Alfred's shoe.
It's best to be Alfred's friend.
Survival is a good thing.
Should you ever challenge Alfred,
You'll be tied down to a swing.
So be kind to your neighborhood bully.
Alfred Jones can really be kind.
Just remember to treat him nicely,
And watch out for your behind.
Published by Steven West
I have a passion for creative writing and political discourse. Happily married for over 24 years, I have 2 children and work with special needs kids in the public schools. I enjoy making people laugh and sm... View profile
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Post a CommentRan into your work via Asher Kade. I really enjoyed what I've read so far. Look forward to reading more.
Martin Kloess
This Shel Silverstein meets Meatloaf (the band)....
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