Beanman - the New Superhero
Beanman was a superhero.
His costume was brown and green.
He had a big B on his chest.
The B stood for baked bean.
No villain was ever safe
When Beanman was around.
For when Beanman let out gas,
The villain would surely go down.
Beanman was a superhero.
Let me make this perfectly clear.
For Beanman's mighty weapon
Was what came out of his rear.
His costume was brown and green.
He had a big B on his chest.
The B stood for baked bean.
No villain was ever safe
When Beanman was around.
For when Beanman let out gas,
The villain would surely go down.
Beanman was a superhero.
Let me make this perfectly clear.
For Beanman's mighty weapon
Was what came out of his rear.
Published by Steven West
I have a passion for creative writing and political discourse. Happily married for over 24 years, I have 2 children and work with special needs kids in the public schools. I enjoy making people laugh and sm... View profile
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2 Comments
Post a CommentA very stinking hero my friend:0)
Yes, but how did he control it?