Beggary or Thievery – Take Your Pick

Democratic Party begs me to pay up their election campaign debts.

And most of those campaigns and ads, if emulated by me in my real, daily life, would have landed me hefty fines and behind bars for libel and blackmail.

But then they are politicians - who can call anybody names, call women a B-word. But why should I pay up for their libelous, acrimonious, abusive lies and misbehavior?

For gay-lesbian rights, abortion rights and a plethora of private rights and political pet-peeves which I don't need in my life, I have still to pay.

Added to that now I have to pay up their election debts. Later I will pay higher taxes, once they are elevated to the Crystal Palace.

All these, when the people have given their government the power to hand the politicians a decent purse for election expenses.

But don't suddenly jump to the conclusion that I am a Republican. Are Republicans any better?

Agreed, begging is beyond the dignity of the Republicans.

So, they steal.

They try to be decent by not picking my pocket directly but by draining Fort Knox - a highly specialist job not fit for beggars.

With the connivance of bazooka-slinging, bomb-throwing, bearded foreign jihadis, they can steal the gold and silver painstakingly horded by our forefathers in Fort Knox - the price of their pioneering blood, sweat and tears.

All this time I have to believe that it is all for the country's good, otherwise I will be a traitor under the Patriotic Act.

Now that the precious metals stores are finished, they have started printing worthless greenbacks.

And without a war, how can we teach Democracy worldwide? Isn't it?

In fact, I am promised a thousand year war that will last until the generation of my great-grandchildren and beyond.

Republicans claim thievery is better than Democrats' beggary any day.

After stealing from the people's treasury, it is a only matter of hours before they can fly to Dubai to set up their high-rise nests there, socializing among their jihadi friends, on the shores of the Arabian Gulf. Safely away from the arms of American justice.

And I will still be here on this side of the Atlantic, ever trying to cope with an ever widening debt-trap, conveniently woven for me by millionaire CEOs.

Friendly pastors on both sides will mess up the scene purposely, by making vituperative attacks - a cover-up so that both beggars and thieves can make money while we turn our attention to their sermons. Even Jesus Christ in heaven will wonder when did he ever say such things during his earthly sojourn.

Both ways I lose - be it Democratic beggary or Republican thievery!