Bendable/breakable
Assistance to Vote
1. 'Don't do upon others, what you wish not done upon yourself' means:
a. lie before your opponent does
b. play fair
2. Asking difficult questions:
a. gets journalists kicked off the campaign airplane
b. should be regarded as constructive feedback and be savoured
3. John McCain cancelled Bush's speech at the Republican Convention because:
a. he really felt for the victims of hurricane um whatsitsname
b. the less is said, the better it is
4. John McCain would like to decline for TV debates, because:
a. the economy really would be better off if the debate were cancelled
b. he's chicken
5. John McCain's experience in foreign politics makes:
a. the rest of the world not screw US over
b. even more deteriorate international relations, because the rest of the world doesn't like the way these people operate
6. Sarah Palin:
a. is Godsend
b. doesn't deserve to be excused
7. Barack Obama:
a. is muslim
b. is black
8. When a sinner gets reborn and sanctified, you should thereupon:
a. not question him or her in anyway any longer
b. be suspicious for relapses
9. US invaded Iraq to:
a. bring freedom and democracy and remove weapons of mass destruction
b. make accessible the centre of the world's greatest source of OIL and undermine the power of the OPEC
10. Starting a war:
a. does not make you the aggressor
b. makes you the aggressor
11. The United States are:
a. not a democracy
b. a democracy
12. US citizenship is:
a. a privilege, and envy to the rest of the world
b. a basic right, like any other nation's citizenship which stem from nativity
13. 9-11 was:
a. a foreign attack on US national security
b. a great big lie
14. Osama Bin Laden, according to the FBI website, is officially:
a. suspect for the attacks of 9-11
b. not suspect for the attacks of 9-11
15. If you're not with us:
a. you're against us
b. you're somewhere else
16. If I don't like the truth:
a. I don't need to know
b. I'll try and do better
17. The angry face:
a. is a real vote winner
b. looks ugly on anyone
18. Win:
a. by any means, or die
b. or lose, just be grateful
19. When I don't get my way:
a. I'll break
b. I'll bend
20. Are you sensible or stupid?
a. Don't call me stupid!
b. That remains to be seen
When you predominantly choose:
a. Vote McCain
b. Vote Obama
Published by Maarten van Dop
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1 Comments
Post a CommentDude, THAT WAS FUCKIN' OUTSTANDING!!!! I loved this. You were able to pose serious questions while infusing bitter irony and satire. Anyone that has a grasp of the REAL issues and the slimy world of politics will appreciate this piece. Again, well done. By the way, thanks for the information you sent regarding my pedophile article. I'll definitely checkl out the websites. Keep on punchin'! I'm right there with you. (Smiles) "The G-Man"