Best Adam Sandler Movie Quotes

It is almost annoying the way the sound of Adam Sandler's voice gets stuck in my head. Maybe it is because he delivers his lines as if he has a bit of brain damage. Or maybe Adam Sandler is just a memorable actor. Whichever reason that may be, these get my vote for the best Adam Sandler movie quotes because it is challenging to separate the words from the actor:

Best CLICK Movie Quotes:

(Adam Sandler plays Michael Newman, a busy man who is offered a magical remote control for his life.)

Michael Newman: I guess when you combine mass quantities of cough syrup with yodels... you get acid.

Michael Newman: I missed the whole Dragon Tales Era?

Michael Newman: (arriving at the end of his son's swim meet; he walks to the wrong lane) That was great, son!
Ping Woo: You're not my dad!
Michael Newman: Only as far as you know, kid.
Ping Woo: (crying) Are you really my dad?

Best SPANGLISH Movie Quotes:

(Adam Sandler plays John Clasky, a man whose life is complicated after his wife hires a Mexican housekeeper.)

John Clasky: Worrying about your kids is sanity, and being that sane... can drive you nuts.

John Clasky: (to his sleeping son) Think seriously about getting up. You don't have to get up right now, but are you thinking seriously about it?
Georgie: Yes...

John Clasky: They should name a gender after you.

John Clasky: (after his wife admits she has been cheating on him) I couldn't hear you. There was a crack in the planet. WOW... that was noisy!

Best 50 FIRST DATES Movie Quotes:

(Adam Sandler plays Henry, a man who falls in love with a girl who has a memory problem.)

Elderly Hawaiian Man: That was pathetic.
Henry: Yeah? Why don't you choke on your spam!

Henry: I don't think that's an option, Lisa.
Linda: Linda.
Henry: I know. I changed your name for your protection.

Best ANGER MANAGEMENT Movie Quotes:

(Adam Sandler plays Dave, a passive man who is forced into anger management therapy.)

Dr. Buddy Rydell: Sarcasm is the second cousin of Anger.
Dave Buznik: Flirting is the second cousin of Cheating.

Best MR. DEEDS Movie Quotes:

(Adam Sandler play Longfellow Deeds, a man coping with a large inheritance.)

Longfellow Deeds: It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys.

Longfellow Deeds: Ma'am, you were just the victim of a New York City mugger. As I suspected, he was a coward and a weakling, and also wore more cologne than any man should wear.

Best PUNCH-DRUNK LOVE Movie Quotes:

(Adam Sandler plays Barry, a troubled man who falls in love with a mysterious woman.)

Barry: I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine.

Barry: I have to get more pudding for this trip to Hawaii. As I just said that out loud I realize it sounded a little strange but it's not.

Barry: I didn't ask for a shrink - that must've been somebody else. Also, that pudding isn't mine. Also, I'm wearing this suit today because I had a very important meeting this morning and I don't have a crying problem.

Barry: I wanted to ask you something because you're a doctor... I don't like myself sometimes. Can you help me?
Walter: Barry, I'm a dentist. What kind of help do you think I could give you?

Best BIG DADDY Movie Quotes:

(Adam Sandler plays Sonny, a man who adopts a kid in order to impress his girlfriend.)

(Talking about Vanessa's elderly boyfriend)
Vanessa: He has a five year plan.
Sonny: What is it? "Don't die"?

Sonny: I'm going through a rough patch in my life right now. Syracuse is 0 and 3. I got those medical problems.
Vanessa: Medical problems? A cab runs over your foot 2 years ago, you spend one night in the hospital.
Sonny: First of all that cab was huge. And a jury decided that one night of pain was worth two hundred thousand dollars, so there ya go.

Sources:
Click written by Mark O'Keefe, Steve Wayne Koren, Tim Herlihy; Spanglish written by James L. Brooks; 50 First Dates written by George Wing; Anger Management written by David Dorfman; Mr. Deeds written by Tim Herlihy; Punch-Drunk Love written by Paul Thomas Anderson; Big Daddy written by Steve Franks, Adam Sandler, Tim Herlihy; www.imdb.com; www.movieweb.com