Best Blake Shelton Songs with Corny Lyrics

Country star Blake Shelton isn't necessarily what I'd call a corny singer. But he definitely has son songs with some lyrics that are corny. The best three of those by Blake Shelton are from two different of his older albums:

Song: The Dreamer
Album: The Dreamer

Song lyrics: "I thought I needed fortune. I thought I needed fame. But all I need is to hear you whisper my name."

While it's true most people's favorite word is their own name, the idea that that's all someone needs is still corny. It's best at being corny, though, when you don't just say Blake Shelton's name, but you actually whisper it.

Song: If I Was Your Man
Album: Blake Shelton

Song lyrics: "If I was a cloud, I'd make baby raindrops, and they'd feed the treetops. -- If I was the moon, I'd caress every ocean in celestial motion. -- If I was your man, the kisses would linger. I'd melt in your fingers. -- If I was a song, I'd reach all the people from barrooms to steeples. -- If I was your man, I'd pump you with passion."

First of all, why baby raindrops? Secondly, did Blake Shelton really sing a song about "celestial motion"? Let's keep that nonsense to astronomy class. The song "If I Was Your Man" is the most corny at the point Blake Shelton starts melting in your fingers. And if you're wondering, "barrooms" isn't a country way of saying "brooms" because that wouldn't make sense obviously; it's just a corny way of saying "bars". But the best moment, or worst depending on how you look at it, comes when he sings about being your man and pumping you with passion. I'm not sure if that's corny or just bordering on perversion?

Song: Underneath the Same Moon
Album: The Dreamer

Song lyrics: "I know you're somewhere looking up there too. Right now that's all two distant hearts can do. Oh-ooh, at least we're underneath, underneath the same moon."

It doesn't really matter what Blake Shelton is doing underneath the moon. He could be dreaming, dancing, crying, or just laying there. Doesn't matter because anything that happens underneath the same moon in a song is going to be corny.

Source:
CowboyLyrics.com, "Blake Shelton Lyrics, Tabs, Chords."