Best Examples of Talking Dirty

This is not an activity that you should take lightly. Many people far more ambitious and focused than your self have attempted this in the past. However, it is a challenge for most to do effectively. There is always the chance of turning off your target in a way you couldn't have possibly imagined. This can result in a quick slap to the face or worse. You could find yourself being kicked out of a car and bumming lifts at a tomato festival in Ohio. There are worse fates. Tomatoes are actually very good for you. They are a great source of Lycopene which is a cancer fighter. That's why if you have kids, you should let them go heavy with the ketchup. Forget the kids for now. We have more important things to discuss.

Setting is extremely important. When preparing to talk dirty to someone you care about or someone you don't, it is important to come across sincere but not lecherous. Perhaps it would be helpful to look up various stanza examples or ballad examples or perhaps various pardon letters. Whatever you choose as a guide, make sure they come across sincere. You don't want to appear forced, rushed or as if you are not putting genuine thought into what you are saying. Remember, your target really has to believe you mean what you are saying or else it is all for nothing.

As a quick side note, make sure the individual you are speaking with actually likes you. All successful examples of talking dirty involve targets that are in one way or another attracted to the speaker. If your target does not like you, your genuine sincerity will actually work against you. This will result in a complete freak out on the part of your target. When the freak out occurs, you have clearly entered into dangerous territory. Remember, John Wayne Bobbit? That was the result of a freak out. You don't want a gentle peck, touch and smile to turn into a grab, twist and pull. Well, at least not in the beginning. So remember, make sure you are liked.

Find an appropriate setting. The bar, club or other public place may seem enticing but typically they are the wrong choices. These venues are typically too loud and can result in yelling or screaming. Amplification of your voice in the early stages of developing this kind of relationship will not sound affectionate or enticing. You will appear angry and frustrated which is the exact opposite of what you are trying to convey. We are not talking about examples of somebody's wife exposing stockings in public. We are shooting for imaginative and explosive imagery that will have your target thinking about you well after the escapade is complete.

Your best choices for venues are of course private ones. This would begin perhaps in somebody's home or even a car if you were interested in spicing it up a little. There should always be somewhere to relax. You should both be comfortable and of course the best is if you are engaging one another in the same place. Some people feel quality examples of talking dirty include the telephone. Sometimes this is fun. It allows for a little more imagination and perhaps a prolonged encounter. However, I am a very strong believer that the telephone inevitably leads to frustration and uncivilized behaviour. If your target isn't with you this will probably result in you having to watch Blade Runner summaries or listening to Over The Rainbow by Patti Labelle and the Bluebelles. Anything to change the subject.

Finally, keep the conversation focused on your target. Litter your language with praise towards them and constantly remind them how they make you feel. Remember, keep the language focused. Stay away from references that involve processed meats or endangered species. Trust me they don't do the trick. Remember how you felt that last time you sat through an Al Gore lecture? I rest my case.